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The Federation of Calmarya

“E pluribus unum”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Very Good
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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Federation of Calmarya is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 265 million Calmaryans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 9.8%.

The all-consuming Calmaryan economy, worth 26.2 trillion Calmaryan Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 99,013 Calmaryan Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's secret service is so secret that nobody knows if it has one, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance, mandatory state-funded classes teach Libertarianism, and prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Calmarya's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Calmarya is ranked 159,851st in the world and 6,605th in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -101.1 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,704thLargest Mining Sector: 5,155thRudest Citizens: 6,247thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,204thTop
Most Influential: 10,661stMost Avoided: 16,377thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,248th
Largest Mining Sector: 121st in the regionRudest Citizens: 176th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 203rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 219th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 496th in the regionMost Avoided: 532nd in the regionMost Influential: 581st in the regionFattest Citizens: 608th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 676th in the regionMost Politically Free: 718th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 57 » H-Zhena, Liberstankonia, BuciLand, The Three States of Fortuna, Khadah, Libertanny, Brotherland, Flench, Pakitsk, A Slanted Black Stripe, Republic of Berzerkistan, Filipopol, Drunken Seal Islands, Rhealaliit, Kaigi, Todd McCloud, Tshana, Roliganistan, Federated States of Zootron, Asendavia, Bai Lung, Ridann, ReeK, Mays Austrian Nation, Freedom Fascists, VW53Aland, Squid Ruinosa, Kangarawa, Rainbow Vests, Evrigenis, Sovietsoyuz, Tretrid, A mean old man, Lanagon, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Goodnamesarerare, Duracell, The United Neo American Union, Axdel, Kyrtizhan, Trulu, Dragons Blood, Riveraland, East Malaysia, Santa Dystopia, Jakubonia, Arcady-Asclepia, West Akhzaristan, Centrical Union, Unger under over, and 7 others.EnderShnovia, Merlovich, Zukchiva, Gyp Land, Survivoristan, La xinga, and Kalaratri.