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The Principality of Caliaman

“Eshialand-Galdanulia”

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The Principality of Caliaman is a massive, genial nation, notable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.896 billion Caliamanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 15.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Caliamanian economy, worth 313 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 108,302 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Homophobia is off the menu, the government has an "easy come, easy go" policy on youth crime, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story, and those who cut young children are told to cut it out. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Caliaman's national animal is the owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Caliaman is ranked 254,705^th in the world and 4,816^th in Artificial Solar System for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.48 bananas ingested per day.

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