Spotlight on:
The United Realms of Calenmor |
“Elmelain!”
Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Location: Forest |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The United Realms of Calenmor is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Araslant Moreg with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 19.64 billion Calenmoris are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Welfare are also considered important, while Law & Order isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Draugost. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Calenmorian economy, worth a remarkable 4,495 trillion Mirians a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 228,883 Mirians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, and there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Calenmorian grocery store. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Calenmor's national animal is the Draugmor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Calenmor is ranked 278,928th in the world and 266th in Forest for Most Secular, with 10.49 Atheism Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Calenmor, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Calenmorian grocery store.
- : Following new legislation in Calenmor, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
- : Calenmor was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Calenmor, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
- : Following new legislation in Calenmor, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally.
- : Calenmor was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors and the Top 10% for Most Dead.
- : Calenmor was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Eco-Republic of Mozworld, curing 118 million infected.
- : Calenmor was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Eco-Republic of Mozworld, curing 259 million infected.
- : Calenmor was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Eco-Republic of Mozworld, curing 205 million infected.
- : Calenmor was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Eco-Republic of Mozworld, curing 181 million infected.