Spotlight on:
The Holy Empire of Caleb Landia |
“By The Caleb For The Caleb”
Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: Osiris |
Regional Influence: Nipper |
The Holy Empire of Caleb Landia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Caleb with an iron fist, and remarkable for its fear of technology, triple-decker prams, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.666 billion Caleb Landians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caleb Landia City. The average income tax rate is 39.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Caleb Landian economy, worth a remarkable 1,275 trillion Doubloons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 166,349 Doubloons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
The government violently suppresses separatist movements, choking on Doubloons is a leading cause of death for wild animals, the government seizes all major gold finds, and citizens hear a diversity of opinions from a range of billionaire-owned corporations. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Caleb Landia's national animal is the Desert Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Calebism.
Caleb Landia is ranked 193,401st in the world and 4,523rd in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 56.21692929892 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Caleb Landia, citizens hear a diversity of opinions from a range of billionaire-owned corporations.
- : Following new legislation in Caleb Landia, the government seizes all major gold finds.
- : Following new legislation in Caleb Landia, choking on Doubloons is a leading cause of death for wild animals.
- : Caleb Landia was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Caleb Landia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : Following new legislation in Caleb Landia, the government violently suppresses separatist movements.
- : Following new legislation in Caleb Landia, the government's policy is 'all pain, no grain'.
- : Following new legislation in Caleb Landia, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons.
- : Following new legislation in Caleb Landia, shouting contests are an important part of government job interviews.
- : Following new legislation in Caleb Landia, pausing for applause during a speech is seen as a form of censorship.