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The Federal Republic of Calanguistao

“Que a luz brilhe para todos”

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The Federal Republic of Calanguistao is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Brás Cubas with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.176 billion Calanguistenses have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alvorada. The average income tax rate is 58.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Calanguistaoan economy, worth 158 trillion Réis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 134,804 Réis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

People still need you and they still feed you when you're sixty-five, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, and it's harder to qualify for IVF than for a good university. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Calanguistao's national animal is the Calango, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catolicismo.

Calanguistao is ranked 108,823^rd in the world and 4,700^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,306.8 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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