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The Federal Republic of Calanguistao

“Que a luz brilhe para todos”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Federal Republic of Calanguistao is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Brás Cubas with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.176 billion Calanguistenses have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alvorada. The average income tax rate is 58.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Calanguistaoan economy, worth 158 trillion Réis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 134,804 Réis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

People still need you and they still feed you when you're sixty-five, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, and it's harder to qualify for IVF than for a good university. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Calanguistao's national animal is the Calango, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catolicismo.

Calanguistao is ranked 108,823rd in the world and 4,700th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,306.8 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 949thMost Influential: 2,031stTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 8,686thMost Inclusive: 9,901stMost Pacifist: 10,274thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,175thMost Developed: 11,498thSafest: 11,737thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,412thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,723rdHighest Food Quality: 12,724thSmartest Citizens: 13,191stTop
Nicest Citizens: 13,729thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,959thHealthiest Citizens: 14,136thMost Efficient Economies: 15,690thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,247thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,269thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,157thMost Cheerful Citizens: 19,157thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,554thHighest Average Incomes: 20,178thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,544thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,076thLowest Crime Rates: 23,128thMost Beautiful Environments: 25,669thLargest Governments: 25,797thMost Average: 25,961stLargest Retail Industry: 26,528th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 395th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 476th in the regionMost Average: 551st in the regionMost Inclusive: 569th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 590th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 591st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 619th in the regionMost Influential: 638th in the regionMost Developed: 660th in the regionSafest: 669th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 696th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 706th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 708th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 725th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 735th in the regionNicest Citizens: 774th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 781st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 786th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 867th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 899th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 904th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 914th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 946th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 948th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1,060th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1,061st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1,111th in the regionLargest Governments: 1,141st in the region

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