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The Democratic Republic of Cagadia

“For the last time guys, this isn’t Canada, it’s CAGADIA”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: The Wellspring

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Democratic Republic of Cagadia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Marcos Silvia with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.264 billion Cagadians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Victria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Cagadian economy, worth 119 trillion Cagas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 94,414 Cagas, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, a degree in Marcos Silvia Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, military units are often seen arguing over which one is truly favored by the gods, and farting etiquette is taught in schools. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cagadia's national animal is the Ewok, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Cagadian Compliance.

Cagadia is ranked 221,770th in the world and 288th in The Wellspring for Most Primitive, scoring -88.42 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Best Weather: 5,559thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,391stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,839thNicest Citizens: 7,392ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,442ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,310thMost Pacifist: 8,486thMost Inclusive: 8,901stMost Influential: 9,347thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,720thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,557thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,852ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,883rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,009thHighest Food Quality: 12,320thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,129thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,204thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,681stTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 16,289thHealthiest Citizens: 16,988thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,912thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,333rdMost Developed: 19,127thHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,308thMost Subsidized Industry: 29,986th
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Best Weather: 11th in the regionMost Pacifist: 14th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 14th in the regionNicest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Inclusive: 15th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 19th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 21st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 21st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 22nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24th in the regionMost Developed: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 26th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 27th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 31st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 32nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 33rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 36th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 39th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 12 » Katrille, Lanansia, Zareel, New Serenity and Bliss, Power for People, Eugeniee, Voxum Mortalum, Duista, Peju, New Bastis, The Belverordia, and Hinklestan.