Spotlight on:
The Democratic Republic of Cagadia |
“For the last time guys, this isn’t Canada, it’s CAGADIA”
Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Location: The Wellspring |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Democratic Republic of Cagadia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Marcos Silvia with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.264 billion Cagadians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Victria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Cagadian economy, worth 119 trillion Cagas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 94,414 Cagas, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.
Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, a degree in Marcos Silvia Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, military units are often seen arguing over which one is truly favored by the gods, and farting etiquette is taught in schools. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cagadia's national animal is the Ewok, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Cagadian Compliance.
Cagadia is ranked 221,770th in the world and 288th in The Wellspring for Most Primitive, scoring -88.42 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Cagadia, farting etiquette is taught in schools.
- : Cagadia was endorsed by The Federation of Hinklestan.
- : Following new legislation in Cagadia, military units are often seen arguing over which one is truly favored by the gods.
- : Following new legislation in Cagadia, a degree in Marcos Silvia Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers.
- : Following new legislation in Cagadia, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
- : Following new legislation in Cagadia, the official Cagadian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
- : Following new legislation in Cagadia, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
- : Cagadia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Regarding Artificial Islands".
- : Following new legislation in Cagadia, the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children.
- : Following new legislation in Cagadia, the sun now sets on the Cagadian Empire.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 12 » Katrille, Lanansia, Zareel, New Serenity and Bliss, Power for People, Eugeniee, Voxum Mortalum, Duista, Peju, New Bastis, The Belverordia, and Hinklestan.