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The Particularly Grand Duchy of Caffeinneburg

“Hand Me the Gun and Ask Me Again”

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Location: North America

Regional Influence: Power


The Particularly Grand Duchy of Caffeinneburg is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Archduke Mister Chris VI with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 42.531 billion Caffeinneburgians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Healthcare, Environment, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Public Transport aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caffeinneburg City. The average income tax rate is 23.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Caffeinneburgian economy, worth a remarkable 1,991 trillion orichalks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 46,820 orichalks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, the government is spending billions of taxpayer orichalks to support the Uranium Mining industry, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and Caffeinneburg's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caffeinneburg's national animal is the alzabo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Caffeinneburg is ranked 201,812th in the world and 46th in North America for Most Extreme, scoring 12.18 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Largest Populations: 8thMost Stationary: 231stBest Weather: 1,958thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,005thMost Influential: 2,319thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,434thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,181stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,195thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,818thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,981stHighest Economic Output: 9,556thMost Cultured: 10,231stMost Secular: 11,953rdMost Armed: 11,953rdMost Rebellious Youth: 12,700thHighest Food Quality: 12,965thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,972ndLongest Average Lifespans: 15,062ndSmartest Citizens: 16,131stLowest Crime Rates: 17,554thHealthiest Citizens: 21,240thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,158th
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionTop
Best Weather: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 2 » Central Nation and Daya Mig.