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The Republic of Caffeinated cow

“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: Resuscitation

Regional Influence: Page


The Republic of Caffeinated cow is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, frequent executions, and enforced nudity. The quiet, industrious population of 1.932 billion Caffeinated cowians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 25.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Caffeinated cowian economy, worth 78.7 trillion pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,754 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Business is adjusting to new gender equality policies in the workplace, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain, and open-heart surgery is taught in seminaries. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caffeinated cow's national animal is the wolf.

Caffeinated cow is ranked 111,822nd in the world and 214th in Resuscitation for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 71.68 on the Hayek Index.

Nudest: 1,057th
Nudest: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 17th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 18th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 18th in the regionLargest Black Market: 20th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 29th in the region

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