The Republic of Caffeinated cow
“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”
|Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy|
Regional Influence: Page
The Republic of Caffeinated cow is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, frequent executions, and enforced nudity. The quiet, industrious population of 1.932 billion Caffeinated cowians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 25.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The Caffeinated cowian economy, worth 78.7 trillion pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,754 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Business is adjusting to new gender equality policies in the workplace, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain, and open-heart surgery is taught in seminaries. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caffeinated cow's national animal is the wolf.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Caffeinated cow's influence in Resuscitation rose from "Zero" to "Page".
- : Caffeinated cow relocated from Victorian Era RP to Resuscitation.
- : Caffeinated cow's influence in Victorian Era RP rose from "Zero" to "Apprentice".
- : Caffeinated cow relocated from Resuscitation to Victorian Era RP.
- : Caffeinated cow endorsed The Commonwealth of Operational Security.
- : Caffeinated cow was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Operational Security.
- : Caffeinated cow endorsed The Republic of Waterfallean.
- : Caffeinated cow relocated from The tea to Resuscitation.
- : Caffeinated cow's influence in The tea rose from "Diplomat" to "Negotiator".
- : Caffeinated cow's influence in The tea rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
Endorsements Received: None.