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The Stimulated Nation of Caffeinated

“Sleep is for the weak”

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Location: Europeia

Regional Influence: Squire


The Stimulated Nation of Caffeinated is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Random Joe with a fair hand, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.211 billion Caffeinatedians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City That Never Sleeps. The average income tax rate is 8.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Caffeinatedian economy, worth 464 trillion Cappuccino Coinzes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 210,283 Cappuccino Coinzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, and courtrooms can be a little sketchy. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Caffeinated's national animal is the Walking Coffee Plant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None but drinking decaf is a sin.

Caffeinated is ranked 160,850th in the world and 366th in Europeia for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 2.27 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 183rdRudest Citizens: 671stMost Influential: 732ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 895thMost Secular: 937thFattest Citizens: 1,468thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,544thMost Avoided: 1,627thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,700thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,750thLargest Retail Industry: 1,929thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,550thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,661stLargest Mining Sector: 2,681stHighest Crime Rates: 2,784thMost Efficient Economies: 3,007thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,225thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,088thSmartest Citizens: 5,030thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,391stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,809thHighest Average Incomes: 5,843rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,425thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,712thMost Inclusive: 7,880thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,305thMost Armed: 10,222ndNudest: 11,623rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,969thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 12,526thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,666thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,750thMost Politically Free: 18,187thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,182ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,847thLargest Governments: 20,634thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20,981st
Rudest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 13th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Secular: 14th in the regionFattest Citizens: 15th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 16th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 18th in the regionMost Politically Free: 22nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 25th in the regionMost Armed: 25th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 32nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 34th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 38th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 40th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 43rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 46th in the regionNudest: 47th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 50th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 54th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 59th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 60th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 60th in the regionMost Influential: 66th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 67th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 69th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 73rd in the region

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