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The Stimulated Nation of Caffeinated

“Sleep is for the weak”

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The Stimulated Nation of Caffeinated is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Random Joe with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 9.874 billion Caffeinatedians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City That Never Sleeps. The average income tax rate is 22.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Caffeinatedian economy, worth a remarkable 3,990 trillion Cappuccino Coinzes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 404,110 Cappuccino Coinzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor, major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings, and fur coats have become the latest fashion trend. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Caffeinated's national animal is the Walking Coffee Plant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None but drinking decaf is a sin.

Caffeinated is ranked 594^th in the world and 5^th in Europeia for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 313,185.32 Standard Monetary Units.

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