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The State of Cafeine

“State of minor imperfections”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Location: Yerevan

Regional Influence: Dealmaker

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The State of Cafeine is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 23.133 billion Cafeineans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Environment, and Public Transport. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.5%.

The strong Cafeinean economy, worth 960 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 41,539 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 282,415 per year while the poor average 2,231, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, a major religion has been named as Cafeine's national religion, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', and the tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Cafeine's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cafeine is ranked 27,685th in the world and 3rd in Yerevan for Most Stationary, with 1,412.74751250768 days.

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Most Extreme: 514thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 564thMost Politically Free: 747thMost Pro-Market: 752ndHighest Drug Use: 2,144thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,751stTop
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Rudest Citizens: 10,559thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,809thLargest Populations: 11,130thFattest Citizens: 14,565thNudest: 14,717thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 21,541stLargest Agricultural Sector: 23,036thHighest Crime Rates: 27,230thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 27,655thMost Stationary: 27,685thLargest Insurance Industry: 28,742ndMost Armed: 29,538th

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