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The Democratic Republic of Cafe Pamplona

“1959-2020”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Location: Ghosts of Harvard Square

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

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The Democratic Republic of Cafe Pamplona is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.61 billion Cafe Pamplonans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cambridge. The average income tax rate is 88.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cafe Pamplonan economy, worth 814 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,255 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The housing market has collapsed like an overbaked Brancalandian souffle, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, and online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cafe Pamplona's national animal is the bull, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cafe Pamplona is ranked 40,469th in the world and 3rd in Ghosts of Harvard Square for Most Stationary, with 1,116.4483132504 days.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 2,456thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 4,560thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,548thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,697thNicest Citizens: 5,835thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,099thBest Weather: 7,104thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,249thSafest: 7,263rdMost Inclusive: 7,269thHighest Food Quality: 7,475thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,596thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,602ndMost Pacifist: 8,088thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,376thHealthiest Citizens: 8,408thMost Developed: 8,766thMost Cultured: 8,824thSmartest Citizens: 9,045thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,211thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,497thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,558thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,720thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,829thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,140thMost Secular: 12,733rdHighest Poor Incomes: 13,123rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,524thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,805thTop
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Largest Governments: 16,429thNudest: 18,124thMost Income Equality: 19,425thLowest Crime Rates: 26,586thHighest Drug Use: 27,554th

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