Spotlight on:
The Democratic Republic of Cafe Pamplona |
“1959-2020”
Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: World Benchmark |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: World Benchmark |
Location: Ghosts of Harvard Square |
Regional Influence: Eminence Grise |
The Democratic Republic of Cafe Pamplona is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.61 billion Cafe Pamplonans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cambridge. The average income tax rate is 88.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Cafe Pamplonan economy, worth 814 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,255 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The housing market has collapsed like an overbaked Brancalandian souffle, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, and online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cafe Pamplona's national animal is the bull, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Cafe Pamplona is ranked 40,469th in the world and 3rd in Ghosts of Harvard Square for Most Stationary, with 1,116.4483132504 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Cafe Pamplona, online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas.
- : Following new legislation in Cafe Pamplona, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer.
- : Following new legislation in Cafe Pamplona, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers.
- : Following new legislation in Cafe Pamplona, the housing market has collapsed like an overbaked Brancalandian souffle.
- : Following new legislation in Cafe Pamplona, every school is receiving a brand new eraser.
- : Following new legislation in Cafe Pamplona, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders.
- : Following new legislation in Cafe Pamplona, tabloids publicly shun nurses for not calling home on the weekends.
- : Following new legislation in Cafe Pamplona, reddish-brown is the new black.
- : Following new legislation in Cafe Pamplona, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air.
- : Following new legislation in Cafe Pamplona, stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations.