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The Princeps Civitatis Primus of Caesar Augustus

“Marmoream se relinquere, quam latericiam accepisset”

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The Princeps Civitatis Primus of Caesar Augustus is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, smutty television, and public floggings. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.3 billion Caesar Augustusians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 33.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Caesar Augustusian economy, worth 283 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,494 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, eating kids as food has been enshrined in law, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings", and political candidates who don't release their birth certificates are presumed to have been born in Maxtopia. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force. Caesar Augustus's national animal is the fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Caesar Augustus is ranked 307,671^st in the world and 3,190^th in Remembrance for Smartest Citizens, with 15.2 quips per hour.

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