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The Rose Commune of Caelapes

“Ego vero custos mei fratris sum.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: The Internationale

Regional Influence: Handshaker


The Rose Commune of Caelapes is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ester ScŠuola with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, soft-spoken computers, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.916 billion Caelapenes are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ScŠva. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Caelapitan economy, worth a remarkable 4,833 trillion rosariuses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 242,679 rosariuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Referenda are held for every conceivable government action, the government has declared victoria over the cheese menace, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations, and citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Caelapes's national animal is the blue-billed duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Caelapes is ranked 206,703rd in the world and 466th in The Internationale for Fattest Citizens, with 0.99 Obesity Rate.

Most Advanced Public Education: 115thLargest Welfare Programs: 217thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 262ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 266thHighest Average Tax Rates: 299thMost Inclusive: 319thMost Compassionate Citizens: 342ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 356thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 356thMost Developed: 360thLeast Corrupt Governments: 397thLongest Average Lifespans: 415thNicest Citizens: 431stLargest Governments: 463rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 515thHealthiest Citizens: 523rdSmartest Citizens: 538thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 600thMost Beautiful Environments: 700thMost Pacifist: 790thLowest Crime Rates: 832ndMost Subsidized Industry: 875thMost Cultured: 930thSafest: 932ndHighest Poor Incomes: 960thBest Weather: 1,248thMost Efficient Economies: 1,580thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,629thHighest Economic Output: 1,928thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,102ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,576thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,494thHighest Average Incomes: 3,655thMost Influential: 4,789thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,857thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,956thMost Secular: 5,396thLargest Populations: 6,473rdMost Income Equality: 9,204thTop
Most Armed: 11,252nd
Highest Economic Output: 4th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionSafest: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Pacifist: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16th in the regionMost Armed: 16th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 21st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 23rd in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 31st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 37 » Terranova-Serre, Esgeirimmen, Saltspring Island, Duravia, Albania 3, Minahasa, Upcrus, Choveynia, Doultrenia, Novaci, Zerphen, Darfaria, The Great Party, Prozitia, Bohstavia, Islati Scyia, Golinistan, Attempted Socialism, The Commune of Meddle, Weaventingost, New Ordiel Kalibleland, Absurd Land, East Nazareth, Bernieland Republic, Meorlanorde, Carrico, The Anarchic Collective of Z, Democratic Manceff, Ontopia, International Socialist Union, Medlidande, Fiern, Sino-Terranesia, Red Sanguina, Kaamapoori, Puhon, and Bruksemark.