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The Rose Commune of Caelapes

“Ego vero custos mei fratris sum.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: The Internationale

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker


The Rose Commune of Caelapes is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ester ScŠuola with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, ban on automobiles, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.497 billion Caelapenes are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ScŠva. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Caelapitan economy, worth a remarkable 4,730 trillion rosariuses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 242,635 rosariuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Referenda are held for every conceivable government action, the government has declared victoria over the cheese menace, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations, and citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Caelapes's national animal is the blue-billed duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Caelapes is ranked 228,215th in the world and 566th in The Internationale for Most Avoided, scoring 0.2 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Advanced Public Education: 122ndLargest Welfare Programs: 221stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 278thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 286thMost Inclusive: 301stHighest Average Tax Rates: 306thMost Compassionate Citizens: 340thMost Developed: 361stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 369thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 373rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 408thLongest Average Lifespans: 409thNicest Citizens: 421stLargest Governments: 467thHealthiest Citizens: 519thSmartest Citizens: 542ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 550thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 600thMost Beautiful Environments: 706thHighest Poor Incomes: 758thMost Pacifist: 795thMost Subsidized Industry: 831stLowest Crime Rates: 840thMost Cultured: 940thSafest: 980thBest Weather: 1,269thMost Efficient Economies: 1,548thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,834thHighest Economic Output: 1,925thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,139thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,635thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,481stHighest Average Incomes: 3,707thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,027thMost Influential: 5,070thMost Secular: 5,526thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,941stLargest Populations: 6,403rdMost Income Equality: 7,806thMost Armed: 11,089th
Highest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionSafest: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionMost Pacifist: 13th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20th in the regionMost Armed: 23rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 24th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 25th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 30th in the regionMost Secular: 55th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 40 » Terranova-Serre, Esgeirimmen, Saltspring Island, Duravia, Albania 3, 0001b, Bhaarot, Minahasa, Upcrus, Karlos, Choveynia, Doultrenia, Union of Albandrite Socialist Republics, Novaci, Zerphen, Darfaria, The Great Party, Prozitia, Extos Che, Spesfinia, Titan, Bohstavia, Exbrit, Islati Scyia, West Kayal Island, Golinistan, Attempted Socialism, Bihastria, The Commune of Meddle, Weaventingost, New Ordiel Kalibleland, Gebodwits, Absurd Land, Liberated Socialist Peoples, East Nazareth, Mafura, Bernieland Republic, Bunkaiia, Meorlanorde, and Carrico.