The Commonwealth of Cacocu
“I have really good mottos, the best mottos!”
|Category: Civil Rights Lovefest|
Location: The East Pacific
Regional Influence: Page
The Commonwealth of Cacocu is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Derek Rump with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 10.113 billion Cacocuans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, liberal government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Otisburg. The average income tax rate is 74.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Cacocuan economy, worth a remarkable 2,625 trillion Dollarydoos a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 259,660 Dollarydoos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.
The nation is devoted to world peas, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, and court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs. Crime is totally unknown. Cacocu's national animal is the Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cacocu voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Arbitration Act".
- : Following new legislation in Cacocu, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs.
- : Following new legislation in Cacocu, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
- : Following new legislation in Cacocu, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes.
- : Cacocu was endorsed by The Kingdom of Grey Haven of Tauraucania.
- : Cacocu was endorsed by The Weed-choked lawn of A mean old man.
- : Cacocu was endorsed by The United States of Filipopol.
- : Cacocu was endorsed by The Federal Republic of BuciLand.
- : Cacocu was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Flench.
- : Cacocu was endorsed by The Dominion of Under Sea Desert.
Endorsements Received: 74 » Arkantis, A Slanted Black Stripe, Elejamie, Galve, Am Echad, Brotherland, Kangarawa, H-Zhena, Bullpups, Sansangra, Riveraland, Someseni, Dark Edgyness, United China Nation, Socialist Holy American Empire, Darkfull, Neruch, Republic of Berzerkistan, Wiranath, Hizuru, Axdel, VW53Aland, BearStackof2015, Squid Ruinosa, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Pakitsk, Kalaratri, CheeseBurrito, Kilkire, The United Neo American Union, The United Asian Republics, Plazland, Enlil, Libertanny, Dragons Blood, Liberstankonia, Stanisiti, Marrabuk, Stellar Colonies, Rhealaliit, The Militarius Imperium, Evrigenis, Modra, Todd McCloud, Monix, Tawuse, Ridann, Merlovich, Zukchiva, Asendavia, and 24 others.Ripsylvania, Rohanland, Coruh, The Three States of Fortuna, Peoples Republic of GG, SecularNorth, Staynes, Eudinity, Puelo, The Eternal Land of Jong, Lingu, Mays Austrian Nation, Moszce-Walvard, Oofery, Worthless Miracles, Technocratic Tagalog, Tseriesiscoming, The Atlae Isles, Under Sea Desert, Flench, BuciLand, Filipopol, A mean old man, and Grey Haven of Tauraucania.