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The Commonwealth of Cacocu

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Location: The East Pacific

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The Commonwealth of Cacocu is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Derek Rump with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 10.113 billion Cacocuans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Otisburg. The average income tax rate is 74.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Cacocuan economy, worth a remarkable 2,625 trillion Dollarydoos a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 259,660 Dollarydoos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is devoted to world peas, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, and court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs. Crime is totally unknown. Cacocu's national animal is the Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cacocu is ranked 3,719th in the world and 106th in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 132.23 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Most Rebellious Youth: 785thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,042ndSmartest Citizens: 1,233rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,284thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,364thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,454thRudest Citizens: 1,814thMost Developed: 1,830thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,878thMost Cultured: 2,091stTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2,113thLargest Retail Industry: 2,125thHealthiest Citizens: 2,319thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,468thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,853rdMost Beautiful Environments: 2,895thHighest Average Incomes: 3,077thMost Influential: 3,168thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,396thMost Inclusive: 3,567thSafest: 3,719thNicest Citizens: 4,399thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,411thLargest Governments: 4,440thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,571stHighest Poor Incomes: 4,638thMost Secular: 4,964thHighest Economic Output: 5,072ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,255thMost Pacifist: 5,320thMost Efficient Economies: 5,461stMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,004thBest Weather: 7,789thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,942ndMost Stationary: 8,100thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,601stTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,987thLowest Crime Rates: 12,754thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,458thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,850thHighest Disposable Incomes: 20,399thHighest Drug Use: 20,410th
Most Rebellious Youth: 11th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 31st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 37th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 38th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 38th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 41st in the regionRudest Citizens: 44th in the regionMost Cultured: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 51st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 54th in the regionMost Developed: 57th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 63rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 69th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 75th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 78th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 93rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 94th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 105th in the regionSafest: 106th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 106th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 114th in the regionMost Inclusive: 117th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 118th in the regionLargest Governments: 119th in the regionMost Stationary: 124th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 140th in the regionNicest Citizens: 142nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 182nd in the regionMost Secular: 184th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 188th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 190th in the regionMost Influential: 200th in the regionLargest Populations: 201st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 202nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 217th in the regionBest Weather: 223rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 336th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 346th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 375th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 548th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 567th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 668th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 715th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 788th in the region

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