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The 𝐀𝐬𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐝 ◉ The League of Bybeks |
“Glorious Purpose”
Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Good |
Location: Puppet Storage of TUMN |
Regional Influence: Ambassador |
The 𝐀𝐬𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐝 ◉ The League of Bybeks is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Natascha Germania with an even hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, devout population of 5.336 billion Asgardians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asgard. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Bybeksian economy, worth 891 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 167,145 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, and relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bybeks's national animal is the Niffler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Norse Mythology.
Bybeks is ranked 7,792nd in the world and 9th in Puppet Storage of TUMN for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 92.96 Effective Tax Rate.
National Happenings
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Bybeks, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.
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Bybeks, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end.
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Bybeks, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains.
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Bybeks, pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches.
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Bybeks, dark net forums trade the encryption keys to immortality.
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Bybeks, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Bybeksian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli.
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Bybeks, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries.
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Bybeks, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
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Bybeks, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast.
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Bybeks, helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage.