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The State of Buryl

“Busy is not good enough”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: Malawi

Regional Influence: Instigator


The State of Buryl is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 28.996 billion Burylians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Law & Order, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. The average income tax rate is 5.2%.

The strong Burylian economy, worth a remarkable 1,475 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 50,893 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Buryl's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Buryl is ranked 237,470th in the world and 3rd in Malawi for Most Patriotic, with 2.04 flags saluted per person per day.

Largest Populations: 3,393rdLargest Gambling Industry: 10,336thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12,864thHighest Economic Output: 13,609thTop
Most Primitive: 20,335thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 20,650thMost Stationary: 21,303rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 24,531st

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