Spotlight on:
The Federal Republic of Burikinia |
“To Freedom and Beyond!”
Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Location: Lazarus |
Regional Influence: Page |
The Federal Republic of Burikinia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Anto Kertajaya with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.917 billion Burikinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Burik City. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Burikinian economy, worth a remarkable 2,389 trillion Bruns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 218,891 Bruns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, a sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate, exported livestock are wined and dined before they are flat ironed, and kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll. Crime is totally unknown. Burikinia's national animal is the Azure Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Islam.
Burikinia is ranked 230,064th in the world and 9,424th in Lazarus for Most Extreme, scoring 12.49 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Burikinia, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
- : Following new legislation in Burikinia, exported livestock are wined and dined before they are flat ironed.
- : Following new legislation in Burikinia, a sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate.
- : Following new legislation in Burikinia, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries.
- : Following new legislation in Burikinia, nudity is frowned upon.
- : Following new legislation in Burikinia, children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse.
- : Following new legislation in Burikinia, trespassers entering Anto Kertajaya's office are immediately vaporized.
- : Following new legislation in Burikinia, billions of Bruns are being blown on orbital weapons development.
- : Following new legislation in Burikinia, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
- : Following new legislation in Burikinia, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 20 » New Rogernomics, Treadwellia, Aigania, The Gelseen Hegemony, Fluffiness, Pepe Pip, Calption, Steel Vagabonds, Oppalli, Silver Minner, Axixic, Wang Yao, Caellip Major, Literian, Gold Sands, Edoardienne, Crossia, Social Kuba, Imkiville, and Xalivstonia.