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The Jingoistic States of Bumblegaria

“Bite like a bumblebee, sting like a staffy”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: the South Pacific

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The Jingoistic States of Bumblegaria is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Queen Bee with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 2.323 billion Bumblegarians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bumdon. The average income tax rate is 89.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Bumblegarian economy, worth 199 trillion Staffinkies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is 85,742 Staffinkies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy", and tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bumblegaria's national animal is the Bumblebee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is BeeNiceism.

Bumblegaria is ranked 192,479th in the world and 7,173rd in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 42.61 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Best Weather: 1,071stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,516thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,649thMost Influential: 1,729thMost Inclusive: 1,741stTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,142ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,193rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,234thMost Pacifist: 2,461stMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,527thSafest: 2,737thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,849thMost Secular: 2,916thNicest Citizens: 3,392ndMost Cultured: 4,460thHealthiest Citizens: 5,110thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,536thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,729thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,907thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,765thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,605thLowest Crime Rates: 9,275thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,607thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 10,402ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,985thSmartest Citizens: 12,911thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,142ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,738thLargest Governments: 15,712thMost Developed: 16,977th
Best Weather: 42nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 48th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 59th in the regionMost Inclusive: 60th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 67th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 75th in the regionTop
Safest: 89th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 91st in the regionMost Pacifist: 92nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 99th in the regionNicest Citizens: 118th in the regionMost Secular: 126th in the regionMost Cultured: 127th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 154th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 170th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 176th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 181st in the regionMost Influential: 182nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 207th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 217th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 229th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 242nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 262nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 311th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 330th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 391st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 392nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 408th in the regionLargest Governments: 437th in the regionMost Developed: 491st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 713th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 722nd in the region

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