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The Jingoistic States of Bumblegaria

“Bite like a bumblebee, sting like a staffy”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Page


The Jingoistic States of Bumblegaria is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Queen Bee with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, humorless population of 3.546 billion Bumblegarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bumdon. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Bumblegarian economy, worth 387 trillion Staffinkies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 109,159 Staffinkies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, parents are fined for sending their children to take out the trash after sunset, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, and it's been a banner year for local vexillology. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bumblegaria's national animal is the Bumblebee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is unimportant.

Bumblegaria is ranked 9,779th in the world and 266th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 3,308.42 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Best Weather: 552ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 558thMost Beautiful Environments: 707thMost Inclusive: 863rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,013thSafest: 1,129thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,420thMost Secular: 1,421stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,493rdMost Pacifist: 1,577thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,676thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,753rdMost Influential: 1,834thTop
Nicest Citizens: 2,466thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,620thMost Cultured: 3,098thHealthiest Citizens: 3,469thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,716thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,137thLowest Crime Rates: 4,450thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,475thMost Developed: 4,988thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,471stLargest Governments: 6,906thSmartest Citizens: 9,079thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,779thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,489thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 15,666thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,521stMost Subsidized Industry: 17,636thMost Efficient Economies: 20,096thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,416th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 17th in the regionBest Weather: 23rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 26th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 31st in the regionMost Inclusive: 35th in the regionSafest: 40th in the regionMost Pacifist: 48th in the regionMost Secular: 48th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 55th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 57th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 63rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 70th in the regionNicest Citizens: 80th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 92nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 104th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 115th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 116th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 131st in the regionMost Developed: 164th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 172nd in the regionLargest Governments: 181st in the regionMost Influential: 191st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 197th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 221st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 253rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 266th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 269th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 465th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 523rd in the regionNudest: 532nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 617th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 618th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 634th in the regionMost Stationary: 649th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 809th in the region

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