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The Holy Empire of Bullpups

“Grow Up”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Holy Empire of Bullpups is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Bean with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, avant-garde cinema, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.346 billion Bullpupsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.7%.

The all-consuming Bullpupsian economy, worth 683 trillion memeses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 127,799 memeses, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

Claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers, and the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bullpups's national animal is the Doggo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Bullpups is ranked 32,131st in the world and 1,023rd in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.74 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,317thMost Influential: 1,621stTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 5,881stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,126thTop
Largest Black Market: 11,503rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,532ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,690thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,299thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,482ndFattest Citizens: 16,297thLargest Retail Industry: 16,950thMost Secular: 17,031stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,087thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,698thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17,826thHighest Drug Use: 18,075thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,461stMost Stationary: 18,755thHighest Average Incomes: 19,511thMost Cultured: 19,785thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,627th
Most Influential: 67th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 85th in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 155th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 272nd in the regionMost Stationary: 278th in the regionLargest Black Market: 309th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 352nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 367th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 376th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 382nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 393rd in the regionLargest Populations: 408th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 445th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 452nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 453rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 488th in the regionMost Cultured: 514th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 520th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 529th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 534th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 555th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 574th in the regionMost Secular: 577th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 596th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 612th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 632nd in the regionNudest: 645th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 666th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 707th in the regionMost Developed: 749th in the regionLargest Governments: 767th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 782nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 846th in the region

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