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The Holy Empire of Bullpups

“Grow Up”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Holy Empire of Bullpups is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bean with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.625 billion Bullpupsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.5%.

The all-consuming Bullpupsian economy, worth 474 trillion memeses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 130,882 memeses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 379,050 per year while the poor average 35,813, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

Claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers, and the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bullpups's national animal is the Doggo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Bullpups is ranked 121,941st in the world and 4,931st in The East Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 309.03 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 745thMost Influential: 957thTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 4,864thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,858thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 8,202ndFattest Citizens: 8,497thLargest Black Market: 9,749thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,941stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11,249thHighest Drug Use: 11,402ndLargest Retail Industry: 12,466thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,440thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,389thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,950thMost Secular: 14,955th
Most Influential: 39th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 50th in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 126th in the regionLargest Black Market: 146th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 154th in the regionFattest Citizens: 186th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 202nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 257th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 259th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 275th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 293rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 314th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 328th in the regionMost Stationary: 363rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 382nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 404th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 408th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 412th in the regionMost Secular: 445th in the regionLargest Populations: 475th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 478th in the regionNudest: 489th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 501st in the regionMost Cultured: 521st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 564th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 577th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 578th in the region

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