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The Empire of Brythonic Archipelago

“Kill or be killed”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Empire of Brythonic Archipelago is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Our Glorious and Benevolent Emperor with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 10.654 billion Brythonic Archipelagoans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caer Bannog. The average income tax rate is 31.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Brythonic Archipelagoan economy, worth a remarkable 3,686 trillion Crowns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 345,994 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', and RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Brythonic Archipelago's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Order of the God Emperor.

Brythonic Archipelago is ranked 560th in the world and 17th in The East Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 3,355.87 Tourists Per Hour.

Healthiest Citizens: 125thMost Developed: 165thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 178thLongest Average Lifespans: 185thLargest Publishing Industry: 200thSmartest Citizens: 416thMost Cultured: 539thMost Secular: 553rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 560thHighest Poor Incomes: 642ndLowest Crime Rates: 683rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 700thBest Weather: 732ndMost Beautiful Environments: 789thMost Scientifically Advanced: 814thMost Pacifist: 967thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,078thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,110thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,172ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,244thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,313thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,322ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,594thMost Inclusive: 1,618thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,138thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 2,511thMost Efficient Economies: 2,584thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,855thLargest Governments: 3,029thHighest Economic Output: 3,102ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,200thNicest Citizens: 4,695thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,360thMost Stationary: 7,758thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,195thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,190thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,340thMost Influential: 13,190thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,021stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,039thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,915thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,227thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,835thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,095th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionMost Cultured: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 15th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 21st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 21st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 22nd in the regionBest Weather: 22nd in the regionMost Secular: 23rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 27th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 32nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 33rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 35th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 40th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 41st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 52nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 58th in the regionMost Inclusive: 67th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 70th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 75th in the regionLargest Governments: 78th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 107th in the regionMost Stationary: 116th in the regionNicest Citizens: 151st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 159th in the regionLargest Populations: 190th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 306th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 335th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 341st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 346th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 444th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 464th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 558th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 563rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 638th in the regionMost Influential: 710th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 736th in the region

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