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The Free Land of Bruzzundunga

“The only fight lost is the one that was abandoned.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Very Good

Location: The Communist Bloc

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Free Land of Bruzzundunga is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Baby Jane Hudson with an even hand, and remarkable for its restrictive gun laws, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 2.811 billion Bruzzundungans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jaguarlandia. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Bruzzundungan economy, worth 542 trillion Cocoa Beans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 193,112 Cocoa Beans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags, the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies", and 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bruzzundunga's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Non-theism.

Bruzzundunga is ranked 173,546th in the world and 1,186th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Drug Use, scoring 45.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Safest: 710thMost Secular: 731stLowest Crime Rates: 947thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,317thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,410thMost Influential: 1,414thMost Developed: 1,441stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,513thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,690thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,706thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,924thHealthiest Citizens: 1,960thLargest Governments: 1,978thSmartest Citizens: 2,325thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,413thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,435thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,587thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,682ndBest Weather: 3,030thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,032ndMost Pacifist: 3,121stMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,278thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,418thHighest Food Quality: 3,427thMost Inclusive: 3,508thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,884thMost Cultured: 4,400thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,788thNicest Citizens: 5,021stLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,040thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,902ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,929thMost Efficient Economies: 6,339thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,508thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,587thHighest Average Incomes: 8,103rdMost Patriotic: 11,551stTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 20,013th
Safest: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 32nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 33rd in the regionMost Developed: 39th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 40th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 42nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 42nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 43rd in the regionMost Influential: 43rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 43rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 43rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 44th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 44th in the regionLargest Governments: 48th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 48th in the regionBest Weather: 50th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 56th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 57th in the regionMost Cultured: 59th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 65th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 68th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 72nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 77th in the regionMost Pacifist: 77th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 79th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 80th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 81st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 85th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 89th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 97th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 97th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 107th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 109th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 125th in the regionNicest Citizens: 135th in the regionMost Stationary: 144th in the regionMost Patriotic: 152nd in the region

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