The Free Land of Bruzzundunga
“The only fight lost is the one that was abandoned.”
|Category: Democratic Socialists|
Location: The Communist Bloc
Regional Influence: Apprentice
The Free Land of Bruzzundunga is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Baby Jane Hudson with an even hand, and remarkable for its restrictive gun laws, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 2.811 billion Bruzzundungans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jaguarlandia. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Bruzzundungan economy, worth 542 trillion Cocoa Beans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 193,112 Cocoa Beans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags, the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies", and 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bruzzundunga's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Non-theism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Bruzzundunga, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
- : Following new legislation in Bruzzundunga, the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies".
- : Following new legislation in Bruzzundunga, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags.
- : Bruzzundunga was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Following new legislation in Bruzzundunga, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.
- : Following new legislation in Bruzzundunga, too many developers spoil the codebase.
- : Following new legislation in Bruzzundunga, space shuttles are lying silent on the runway till the Space Agency can work out how to fit a creche and a meditation room into their next spacecraft.
- : Following new legislation in Bruzzundunga, builders across Bruzzundunga are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
- : Bruzzundunga endorsed The Federation of Jus Publicum Europaeum.
- : Bruzzundunga endorsed The Federation of New Modriudor.
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