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The Have Fun Storming The Castle of Brute Squad

“Mood Inigo - we need the the Man in Black”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: Taijitu

Regional Influence: Squire


The Have Fun Storming The Castle of Brute Squad is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Vizzini with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory military service, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 25.699 billion Brutes are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Florin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Brutish economy, worth a remarkable 2,395 trillion Guilders a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 93,228 Guilders, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

The moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP, mandatory blunting of cutlery has increased the popularity of soup-based meals, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, and economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brute Squad's national animal is the Shrieking Eel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Buttercup.

Brute Squad is ranked 157,885th in the world and 17th in Taijitu for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -2.05 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Largest Mining Sector: 2,486thLargest Black Market: 2,846thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,522ndLargest Populations: 3,912thHighest Economic Output: 6,645thNudest: 7,196thMost Secular: 9,528thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,938thTop
Most Avoided: 12,432ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,586thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,491stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,757thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,913thMost Stationary: 17,669thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,434thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,976thMost Ignorant Citizens: 21,234thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,247th
Largest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the region

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