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The Oppressed Peoples of Brukkia on Drugs

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The Oppressed Peoples of Brukkia on Drugs is a huge, safe nation, notable for its triple-decker prams, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 310 million Drugged Brukkians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.3%.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Brukkian economy, worth 12.1 trillion Weeds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 39,010 Weeds, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

The Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, concussed Drugged Telletubbyball players cannot remember their lineup position, and voting is voluntary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brukkia on Drugs's national animal is the Drugged Telletubby, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Brukkia on Drugs is ranked 237,337^th in the world and 7,145^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Developed, scoring 43.79 on the Human Development Index.

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