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The Stevige Blonde of Brugse Zot

“Drink met mate(n)”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: Vlaanderen

Regional Influence: Vassal


The Stevige Blonde of Brugse Zot is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Blondje with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, disturbing lack of elderly people, and parental licensing program. The hard-working, humorless population of 21.507 billion Brugse Zotians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brugse Zot City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.3%.

The powerhouse Brugse Zotian economy, worth a remarkable 1,917 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 89,152 Euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 313,361 per year while the poor average 18,382, a ratio of 17.0 to 1.

Extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, and BZ-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brugse Zot's national animal is the pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Alcoholism.

Brugse Zot is ranked 1,857th in the world and 64th in Vlaanderen for Most Stationary, with 3,577.7060436 days.

Most Stationary: 1,857thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,973rdLargest Gambling Industry: 7,412thLargest Populations: 8,247thMost Influential: 8,276thHighest Economic Output: 10,013thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,718thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 13,503rdMost Rebellious Youth: 17,286thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,813thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,140th
Most Primitive: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10th in the region

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