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The Republic of Brrrrr

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The Republic of Brrrrr is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its public floggings, avant-garde cinema, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.748 billion Brrrrrians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 25.1%.

The all-consuming Brrrrrian economy, worth 204 trillion bloops a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 116,970 bloops, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, there's a lot of smoke from the nation's "green economy", tourists are duped into trimming hedges for the horsy-set, and teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brrrrr's national animal is the Polar Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Brrrrr is ranked 225,027^th in the world and 4,458^th in Lazarus for Fattest Citizens, with 8.76 Obesity Rate.

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