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The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Brown beetles |
“Lucky Beetles shall rules thy pizza”
| Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists | ||
| Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: World Benchmark |
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Location: World of Beetles |
Regional Influence: Apprentice |
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Brown beetles is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ringa Beetles with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, soft-spoken computers, and triple-decker prams. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.451 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Brownian economy, worth a remarkable 1,962 trillion Golden Yggdrasil Leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 263,324 Golden Yggdrasil Leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary, and the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brown beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.
Brown beetles is ranked 910th in the world and 74th in World of Beetles for Lowest Crime Rates, with 174.34 law-abiding acts per hour.
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Most Recent Government Activity:
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Brown beetles, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines.
- : Following new legislation in Brown beetles, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary.
- : Following new legislation in Brown beetles, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru.
- : Following new legislation in Brown beetles, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
- : Following new legislation in Brown beetles, women often give birth before they can even get an abortion procedural form.
- : Following new legislation in Brown beetles, candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED.
- : Following new legislation in Brown beetles, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Brown beetles will pay them to stop.
- : Following new legislation in Brown beetles, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves.
- : Following new legislation in Brown beetles, all animals are equal but some are more equal than others.
- : Following new legislation in Brown beetles, pizzerias must now display shrines to the Pizza God.
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