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The Dictatorship of Brotherhood of nod |
“Peace through Power”
Category: Corporate Police State | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Location: the Rejected Realms |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Dictatorship of Brotherhood of nod is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by kane with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.469 billion Brotherhood of nodians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of sarajevo. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Brotherhood of nodian economy, worth an astonishing 12,206 trillion tiberium crystals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 626,988 tiberium crystals, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,336,581 per year while the poor average 13,101, a ratio of 407 to 1.
Military chiefs are predicting extra funding in this year's budget, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high, the industries of Brotherhood of nod are coughing all the way to the bank, and beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Brotherhood of nod's national animal is the veinhols, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is order of kane.
Brotherhood of nod is ranked 241,370th in the world and 6,724th in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -35.78 on the Societal Mobility Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Brotherhood of nod, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
- : Following new legislation in
Brotherhood of nod, the industries of Brotherhood of nod are coughing all the way to the bank.
- : Following new legislation in
Brotherhood of nod, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high.
- : Following new legislation in
Brotherhood of nod, military chiefs are predicting extra funding in this year's budget.
- : Following new legislation in
Brotherhood of nod, libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it.
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Brotherhood of nod, the government seizes all major gold finds.
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Brotherhood of nod, fake beard sales are on the rise amongst female commuters.
- : Following new legislation in
Brotherhood of nod, Brotherhood of nodian-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways.
- : Following new legislation in
Brotherhood of nod, most Brotherhood of nodians would sell their own grandmother.
- : Following new legislation in
Brotherhood of nod, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium.