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The Statistical Anomaly of Brokemia

“Suffer, puny peasants!!!!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: Lazarus

Regional Influence: Sprat

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The Statistical Anomaly of Brokemia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Markopsis Banfeld with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.999 billion Brokemians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brokenstar. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Brokemian economy, worth a remarkable 5,105 trillion Waffles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 300,312 Waffles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign governments regularly accuse the Brokemian military of war crimes, maps of the enemy's positions are often covered in blood, the government hopes that Federation janitors overhear all of the good gossip, and handling people's data is proving an immersive experience. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brokemia's national animal is the Kitty, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Kittien.

Brokemia is ranked 130,310th in the world and 2,670th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 255.22419082308 days.

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Largest Black Market: 543rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,181stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,358thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,771stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,405thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,478thMost Secular: 2,551stMost Corrupt Governments: 2,710thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,801stHighest Average Incomes: 2,863rdTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3,213thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,462ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,699thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,782ndLargest Mining Sector: 4,937thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,042ndMost Advanced Public Education: 5,228thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,992ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,043rdLargest Governments: 7,311thMost Efficient Economies: 7,586thLowest Crime Rates: 7,706thMost Developed: 7,744thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,091stMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,174thSmartest Citizens: 10,386thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,396thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,903rdLongest Average Lifespans: 12,019thMost Patriotic: 13,859thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,967thMost Authoritarian: 16,486thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,831stLargest Retail Industry: 18,886thLargest Populations: 21,731st
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Largest Black Market: 24th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 55th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 57th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 72nd in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 107th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 116th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 119th in the regionMost Secular: 119th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 138th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 163rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 166th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 190th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 248th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 268th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 285th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 330th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 331st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 345th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 351st in the regionLargest Governments: 383rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 386th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 398th in the regionMost Developed: 442nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 443rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 466th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 527th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 576th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 703rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 718th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 724th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 725th in the regionLargest Populations: 729th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 936th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,048th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 4 » Debussy, Wang Yao, ELORA NATION, and Caellip Major.