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Location: The Bar on the corner of every region

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise


The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the biggest squirrels you ever saw with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 22.218 billion Brocklandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Administration, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darkest Surburbia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Brocklandian economy, worth a remarkable 7,420 trillion goobers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 333,969 goobers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,692,616 per year while the poor average 36,553, a ratio of 46.3 to 1.

Teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house, the atmosphere in Brocklandian boardrooms is turning more gay, Darkest Surburbia has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra, and schools offer a range of lessons in subjects as diverse as The Economics of Bullying for Lunch Money. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Brocklandia's national animal is the giant dancing howler monkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is --uhm--maybe apathy--or whatever.

Brocklandia is ranked 57,537th in the world and 33rd in The Bar on the corner of every region for Highest Poor Incomes, with 36,553.83 Standard Monetary Units.

Nudest: 1stRudest Citizens: 18thHighest Crime Rates: 31stMost Armed: 37thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 47thMost Rebellious Youth: 61stFattest Citizens: 85thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 127thMost Avoided: 153rdLargest Retail Industry: 178thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 210thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 226thHighest Disposable Incomes: 513thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 837thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,004thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,038thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,058thMost Inclusive: 1,099thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,199thHighest Economic Output: 1,218thHighest Drug Use: 1,393rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,552ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,708thMost Cultured: 1,950thMost Politically Free: 2,103rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,321stTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,881stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,045thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,343rdLargest Mining Sector: 3,747thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,009thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,203rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,526thMost Influential: 4,840thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,447thSmartest Citizens: 5,945thHighest Food Quality: 6,218thLargest Populations: 7,681stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,039thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,520thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,260thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,383rdMost Secular: 12,095thMost Efficient Economies: 12,974thTop
Largest Black Market: 14,390thMost Stationary: 17,063rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 24,046thMost Extreme: 24,672ndMost Pro-Market: 25,565th
Most Politically Free: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the region

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