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Location: The Bar on the corner of every region

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise


The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the biggest squirrels you ever saw with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 19.485 billion Brocklandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darkest Surburbia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Brocklandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,739 trillion goobers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 294,539 goobers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,020,966 per year while the poor average 62,033, a ratio of 16.5 to 1.

Emergency services don't respond to trailer park fires, torture is illegal, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, and financial investors are noting a boom in artillery. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Brocklandia's national animal is the giant dancing howler monkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is --uhm--maybe apathy--or whatever.

Brocklandia is ranked 5,955th in the world and 5th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,194.08 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Nudest: 1stRudest Citizens: 24thHighest Crime Rates: 44thMost Armed: 50thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 73rdMost Rebellious Youth: 99thFattest Citizens: 113thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 187thLargest Retail Industry: 191stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 268thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 332ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 437thHighest Disposable Incomes: 664thMost Avoided: 812thLargest Publishing Industry: 930thMost Inclusive: 1,167thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,365thHighest Drug Use: 1,614thHighest Economic Output: 1,632ndMost Politically Free: 1,675thMost Cultured: 1,686thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,848thHighest Average Incomes: 2,208thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,425thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,158thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,023rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,024thSmartest Citizens: 5,004thMost Influential: 5,474thMost Efficient Economies: 5,501stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,955thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,529thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,668thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,244thLargest Mining Sector: 7,745thLargest Populations: 8,176thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,758thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,357thMost Secular: 11,470thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,596thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,208thLargest Gambling Industry: 12,585thLargest Black Market: 13,672ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,348thMost Extreme: 15,884thMost Pro-Market: 17,323rdMost Stationary: 22,140th
Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the region

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