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The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the biggest squirrels you ever saw with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 19.485 billion Brocklandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darkest Surburbia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Brocklandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,739 trillion goobers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 294,539 goobers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,020,966 per year while the poor average 62,033, a ratio of 16.5 to 1.

Emergency services don't respond to trailer park fires, torture is illegal, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, and financial investors are noting a boom in artillery. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Brocklandia's national animal is the giant dancing howler monkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is --uhm--maybe apathy--or whatever.

Brocklandia is ranked 5,955^th in the world and 5^th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,194.08 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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