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Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Location: The Region That Has No Big Banks

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the biggest squirrels you ever saw with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 27.033 billion Brocklandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darkest Surburbia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Brocklandian economy, worth an astonishing 10,348 trillion goobers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 382,798 goobers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,165,822 per year while the poor average 97,551, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs, Brocklandia's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region, only lightning has a chance of striking the biggest squirrels you ever saw twice, and national surveys report that bellies are getting fuller while heads are getting emptier. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Brocklandia's national animal is the giant dancing howler monkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is --uhm--maybe apathy--or whatever.

Brocklandia is ranked 40,410th in the world and 92nd in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Influential, scoring 1,586 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Nudest: 2ndRudest Citizens: 25thHighest Crime Rates: 28thMost Armed: 29thHighest Drug Use: 38thMost Rebellious Youth: 41stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 43rdFattest Citizens: 70thMost Avoided: 108thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 159thLargest Retail Industry: 174thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 177thHighest Disposable Incomes: 319thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 342ndLargest Gambling Industry: 415thMost Valuable International Artwork: 636thMost Inclusive: 726thMost Cheerful Citizens: 770thHighest Economic Output: 834thHighest Average Incomes: 1,397thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,432ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,836thMost Politically Free: 1,867thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,897thMost Cultured: 1,929thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,321stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,434thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,446thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,662ndLargest Mining Sector: 3,848thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,941stLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,373rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,798thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,360thHighest Food Quality: 6,207thLargest Populations: 7,095thSmartest Citizens: 7,602ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,578thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,495thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 16,019thMost Secular: 16,252ndHighest Poor Incomes: 18,257thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 25,313thLargest Black Market: 25,716th
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Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionMost Extreme: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 16th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 19th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 21st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Black Market: 26th in the region

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