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The Secret of British Pacific Islands

“Throw the cheese or get yeeted into a gulag!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Location: The North Pacific

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The Secret of British Pacific Islands is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King Bugcat with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 2.809 billion Cool Kids are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ground Zero. The average income tax rate is 64.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth 652 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 232,258 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Airplane passenger seat sizes and ticket prices are both first-class, airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, and conspiracy theorists allege Ground Zero's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols. Crime is totally unknown. British Pacific Islands's national animal is the Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bugcatism.

British Pacific Islands is ranked 72,707th in the world and 3,723rd in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 2,762.94 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 341stMost Influential: 529thMost Armed: 1,707thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,759thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,865thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,043rdTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,580thRudest Citizens: 3,192ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,323rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,774thMost Efficient Economies: 3,789thHighest Average Incomes: 4,174thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,259thSmartest Citizens: 4,591stMost Developed: 5,144thMost Cultured: 5,596thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,761stLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,066thMost Secular: 6,197thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,757thMost Inclusive: 6,914thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,311thLargest Governments: 8,135thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,154thHealthiest Citizens: 9,181stHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,083rdMost Beautiful Environments: 10,089thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,685thLargest Black Market: 11,196thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,618thLargest Retail Industry: 12,948thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,453rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,487thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,621st
Most Armed: 63rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 95th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 105th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 152nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 156th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 157th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 170th in the regionMost Influential: 174th in the regionRudest Citizens: 181st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 201st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 205th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 222nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 233rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 244th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 249th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 256th in the regionMost Cultured: 271st in the regionMost Developed: 307th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 327th in the regionMost Secular: 341st in the regionLargest Governments: 408th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 414th in the regionLargest Black Market: 415th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 419th in the regionMost Inclusive: 420th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 420th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 491st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 498th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 511th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 556th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 616th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 638th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 804th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 828th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 862nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 982nd in the regionMost Stationary: 1,004th in the region

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