The Absolute Monarchy of British Pacific Islands
“Throw the cheese or get yeeted into a gulag!”
|Category: Democratic Socialists|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Page
The Absolute Monarchy of British Pacific Islands is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Bugcat with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 1.532 billion Cool Kids are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ground Zero. The average income tax rate is 29.8%.
The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth 332 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 217,135 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of British Pacific Islands's radio stations, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, anti-government web sites are springing up, and slackers at work are told to "crack on with it". Crime is totally unknown. British Pacific Islands's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bugcatism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in British Pacific Islands, slackers at work are told to "crack on with it".
- : Following new legislation in British Pacific Islands, anti-government web sites are springing up.
- : British Pacific Islands endorsed The Democratic Republic of Northern Glory.
- : British Pacific Islands was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Northern Glory.
- : Following new legislation in British Pacific Islands, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
- : Following new legislation in British Pacific Islands, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of British Pacific Islands's radio stations.
- : British Pacific Islands endorsed The Commonwealth of Hewani.
- : British Pacific Islands endorsed The Christmas Tree Factory of Cobleck Weleis.
- : Following new legislation in British Pacific Islands, male politicians lose their jobs for staring too long at their female counterparts.
- : British Pacific Islands was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Hewani.
Endorsements Received: 309 » Alunya, Territorio di Nessuno, Shibutani, Zemnaya Svoboda, Notyoutopia, Acrabinnia, El Fiji Grande, Corfad, Siwale, Pallaith, Sil Dorsett, The Rhein States, Ethnon, Great Bights Mum, Steampunk Ariel, Koda-Land, Omnistria, Newpromisedland, Jasminlandia, Shadowrik, Misuvelia, Trillius, Yaorozu, Sundred, Guer Aike, Sunto, Dar es Saalam, Selfgradatude, Napnomadia, Plangainer, North Bratislava, Q w e r t y, Federation Terra Australis, Haor Chall, PlanetPunk, Egalico, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Republic of New Atlantis, Malta Comino Gozo, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Frances Francis the First of France, Dreadton, Buckerino, Unimaginable Doom, Astronomical, Ibiscaton, General COE, Guslantis, United Draconia, Maott, and 259 others.Steraz, Pleroma Sans Romans, Wineclaw, New Pruessen, Valhalla123, Holy Oranz, Kasazzastan, Amerian States, Amauri, Rkainjel, Partax, Anna Airters, Arimbia, Aetulia, Antiyard, Alice Gardens, Potatolandium, Torakuen, East Spopovichka, 1 very fast endotarter, Aroa, Yummy Blubber, New Bremerton, Pasargad, Azzarel, Ikea Rike, Babacar, Cobrakia, Axstahl, Legendsland, Moubarakistan, Cors Evia, Zokk, ZimRobwe, Yemet, Zumlandia, Yugobatania, Yukti, Breduria, Centromuria, Central Ryal, Chukstik Illahi, Cinnibar, Bonjoura, Brettenia, East Supple Lund, Gilakistan, Abject Ludicrosity, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Empy, East Wushen, Blackphir, Dicko, Holy Marcus Empire, Island States of Skelldia, Heken, Kuveria, Kuda1, Habanan, Kulgatha, Karazan, Wilkshire, Kalatona, Dopeland420, Cloydicia, Niradans, Esplandia, Sea Ghost, Detrivania, Calamazo, Longsword01, Minuda, Magorostan, Romania-Moldavia, Western Vapia, Drusselstein, The Discipled, Lemonbiscuits, United Kahndaq, Moisus, Loutsland, Old Emporia, Warsaw-Halicz, Manticore utopia, Sunaiya, Orado, Necromonia, Pauliestien, The Sinclarian Provinces, The English Alliance, The Windmilluminati, Wunderstrafanstalt, The Iron Lions, Montarc, The Most Freedom Ever, Kubrostavsria, United States of Americanas, Pinguioris, The Bureaucratic Territories, Solmetria, LostLegion, Panama Coalition, Prydania, Wooleystan, San Xavier, Free Culture, Phoronu, Outer Egorniand, SORT, Soviet Terran, Walter Jackson, New Austra, Saint Alaric, Humptalumpta, Odrinia, Ostrolia, Vincone Cae, United States of Medford, Bananaaaaa, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Phualand, Elder Realms, Tianqing, Vexilia, Quezon Manila, Nordic-British Union, Joodey, Moose repupblic, Ice and Tinian, Ieprus, Illichiana, Orven, Unsophisticate, Mariadne, Viridiann, Tarr-Nation, JAOECW536, Changjo, Revolutionary Sealand, Fengate, Spunkland, Catopia2, Sacrento, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Diodone, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, The AP Republic, Helix Labs, Lower Nubia, Noahs Second Country, Plumas, Get Away From Me, Pradovnia, Sockmanland, Former English Colony, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Fizban, Rynion, Dadastan Archipelago, Felpolandia, Elgaland-Vargaland, Willifusland, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Neo Hungarica, Xentherida, Solidair, Astrind, Glurponia, Banabistan, BrightFutures, Bojacks and Jills, Daiz, California but Worse, Dylanana, Choistan, Wisconsota, Bearical, Runeda, Zeternia, The Tampa Bay Rays, Juggernautilus, New Octicarg, Lanterkint, Duerrlewang, McMasterdonia, The Stratosphere Islands, Kwaj, Miruma, Faircliff, Delmak, Solskjar, Ponantine, Gnomewatchers, Aeolist, The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness, Neworva, Tachycardia, Clan Spaniel, Lendara, Wallachian People, Votak Matim, Saint-Elena, PotatoFarmers, Xagill, Kranostav, Pazair, Phoeba, Seenvorland, Daymonskinner, Dabarastan, United Anglo-America, Parmovand, Afcon, Zyvetskistaahn, The Teddy, Eravonia, Ravendi, Idumetala, Huks Gares, Interdimensional Zone, Serendipita Martia, Equestrian Commonwealth, The Reorganized Arctic Territories, Kaschovia, New Trisone, Castle Federation, Black Templares, Aratani, Maestros haven, Palgo, Wodan, Great Robertia, Bechnunland, Religioncord, Roussea, Umuyyad, Northern Wush, U S Eh, Xenja Tomanar, Aenglaland, Vathnutum, Valentine Z, Austral States of America, Terban Kedah, The Nation that will win Soops for 9003, Valshire, Fendlium, Praeceps, Zecit, Antityranicals, Puppets and Strings, New Bismuthium, Volstokn, Angshire, Loli County, Cobleck Weleis, Hewani, and Northern Glory.