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The Absolute Monarchy of British Pacific Islands

“Throw the cheese or get yeeted into a gulag!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: The North Pacific

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The Absolute Monarchy of British Pacific Islands is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Bugcat with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 1.532 billion Cool Kids are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ground Zero. The average income tax rate is 29.8%.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth 332 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 217,135 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of British Pacific Islands's radio stations, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, anti-government web sites are springing up, and slackers at work are told to "crack on with it". Crime is totally unknown. British Pacific Islands's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bugcatism.

British Pacific Islands is ranked 1,345th in the world and 68th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 99.1 Atheism Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 211thMost Influential: 483rdMost Secular: 1,345thMost Armed: 1,674thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,263rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,646thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,961stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,998thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,812thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,925thRudest Citizens: 4,718thHighest Average Incomes: 4,789thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,146thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,576thLargest Black Market: 7,703rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,263rdLargest Retail Industry: 8,345thTop
Smartest Citizens: 8,738thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,757thMost Developed: 9,058thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,881stMost Cultured: 10,572ndLargest Publishing Industry: 11,064thMost Efficient Economies: 11,183rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,722ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,852ndMost Inclusive: 12,249thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15,358thLargest Governments: 16,677thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,032nd
Most Armed: 54th in the regionMost Secular: 68th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 89th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 109th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 109th in the regionMost Influential: 143rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 155th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 159th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 176th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 230th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 230th in the regionLargest Black Market: 246th in the regionRudest Citizens: 249th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 346th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 358th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 369th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 375th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 382nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 421st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 454th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 498th in the regionMost Developed: 517th in the regionMost Cultured: 521st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 558th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 563rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 600th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 647th in the regionMost Inclusive: 677th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 766th in the regionLargest Governments: 776th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 834th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 835th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 906th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 909th in the region

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