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The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel

“Get Outa Here!!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: Macfora Forever

Regional Influence: Superpower


The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Johann der Becker with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 34.541 billion Bright Angelians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Spirituality, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flagstaff. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bright Angelian economy, worth an astonishing 43,330 trillion zuchs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 1,254,471 zuchs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,841,778 per year while the poor average 223,294, a ratio of 21.7 to 1.

Phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, caroling is considered a public disturbance, Bright Angel is suspiciously populated compared to its neighbors, and Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Bright Angelian officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Bright Angel's national animal is the red bearded woodchuck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Veni vidi vici.

Bright Angel is ranked 11th in the world and 1st in Macfora Forever for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 22,282.89 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1stHighest Average Incomes: 1stHighest Economic Output: 1stLargest Black Market: 1stLargest Agricultural Sector: 2ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2ndLargest Mining Sector: 4thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11thLargest Insurance Industry: 12thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21stLargest Governments: 21stMost Corrupt Governments: 21stLowest Crime Rates: 23rdMost Subsidized Industry: 27thMost Avoided: 36thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 49thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 50thMost Efficient Economies: 68thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 83rdMost Devout: 85thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 120thHighest Average Tax Rates: 209thMost Stationary: 260thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 385thLargest Information Technology Sector: 800thFattest Citizens: 1,056thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,118thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,278thLargest Populations: 1,289thSmartest Citizens: 1,495thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,668thRudest Citizens: 1,905thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,917thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,070thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,297thMost Influential: 6,036thMost Conservative: 6,174thLargest Retail Industry: 9,050thMost Authoritarian: 10,785thTop
Most Developed: 13,075th

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