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The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel |
“Get Outa Here!!”
Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Outlawed |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Location: Macfora Forever |
Regional Influence: Superpower |
The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Johann der Becker with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 34.541 billion Bright Angelians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Spirituality, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flagstaff. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Bright Angelian economy, worth an astonishing 43,330 trillion zuchs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 1,254,471 zuchs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,841,778 per year while the poor average 223,294, a ratio of 21.7 to 1.
Phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, caroling is considered a public disturbance, Bright Angel is suspiciously populated compared to its neighbors, and Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Bright Angelian officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Bright Angel's national animal is the red bearded woodchuck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Veni vidi vici.
Bright Angel is ranked 11th in the world and 1st in Macfora Forever for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 22,282.89 on the Societal Mobility Rating.
National Happenings
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Bright Angel, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Bright Angelian officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them.
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Bright Angel, Bright Angel is suspiciously populated compared to its neighbors.
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Bright Angel, caroling is considered a public disturbance.
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Bright Angel, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
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Bright Angel, mechanics are often exhausted by their work.
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Bright Angel, people are often woken up by rubbish music.
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Bright Angel, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
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Bright Angel, deli patrons examine their roast beef for undetonated explosives.
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Bright Angel, mandatory spouse selection pairs elderly apparatchiki with stunningly beautiful supermodels.
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Bright Angel, Bright Angelian athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump.