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The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel

“Get Outa Here!!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Unheard Of

Location: Macfora Forever

Regional Influence: Superpower


The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Johann der Becker with an iron fist, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, ritual sacrifices, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 33.596 billion Bright Angelians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Spirituality, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flagstaff. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bright Angelian economy, worth an astonishing 41,995 trillion zuchs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 1,250,001 zuchs, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums, residents of ageing concrete tower blocks have vital renovation work stopped by Brutalism enthusiasts, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave, and hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Bright Angel's national animal is the red bearded woodchuck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Veni vidi vici.

Bright Angel is ranked 131,886th in the world and 1st in Macfora Forever for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 158.71 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Highest Economic Output: 1stHighest Average Incomes: 1stLargest Black Market: 1stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 2ndLargest Mining Sector: 5thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10thLargest Insurance Industry: 14thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18thMost Corrupt Governments: 20thLargest Governments: 22ndMost Subsidized Industry: 25thLowest Crime Rates: 26thMost Avoided: 38thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 51stMost Efficient Economies: 66thMost Devout: 82ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 83rdHighest Poor Incomes: 107thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 111thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 157thHighest Average Tax Rates: 218thMost Stationary: 264thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 364thLargest Information Technology Sector: 759thFattest Citizens: 1,004thMost Conservative: 1,207thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,234thLargest Populations: 1,313thSmartest Citizens: 1,556thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,671stTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,266thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,817thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,421stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,580thMost Influential: 5,915thMost Authoritarian: 8,196thLargest Retail Industry: 8,618thTop
Most Developed: 12,373rd

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