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The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel

“Get Outa Here!!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: Macfora Forever

Regional Influence: Superpower


The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Johann der Becker with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, deadly medical pandemics, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 33.09 billion Bright Angelians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Spirituality, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flagstaff. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bright Angelian economy, worth an astonishing 41,311 trillion zuchs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 1,248,453 zuchs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Nations across the world are quick to praise Johann der Becker's good looks and intellectual prowess, Johann der Becker's latest speech included a bizarre reference to MaxWow incontinence pads being 50% more absorbent than the next leading brand, state officials tend to disappear after they forget to salute Johann der Becker's portrait, and children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Bright Angel's national animal is the red bearded woodchuck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Veni vidi vici.

Bright Angel is ranked 208,829th in the world and 3rd in Macfora Forever for Least Corrupt Governments, with 0.5 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1stHighest Average Incomes: 1stHighest Economic Output: 1stLargest Black Market: 1stLargest Agricultural Sector: 2ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3rdLargest Mining Sector: 4thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10thLargest Insurance Industry: 13thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17thMost Subsidized Industry: 19thMost Corrupt Governments: 20thLargest Governments: 24thLowest Crime Rates: 27thMost Avoided: 37thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 50thMost Efficient Economies: 66thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 71stMost Devout: 89thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 118thHighest Average Tax Rates: 222ndMost Stationary: 267thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 372ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 515thLargest Information Technology Sector: 734thMost Developed: 765thLongest Average Lifespans: 893rdFattest Citizens: 1,109thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,202ndLargest Populations: 1,312thSmartest Citizens: 1,583rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,672ndMost Conservative: 1,958thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,493rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,265thRudest Citizens: 3,362ndMost Influential: 5,747thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,040thMost Authoritarian: 6,119thLargest Retail Industry: 8,380thTop
Most Extreme: 17,412th

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