Spotlight on:
The Bluebell Woods Kingdom of Bridge of Allan5 |
“Alzati libertari al di sopra dei totalitari”
Category: Capitalist Paradise | ||
Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Good |
Location: Sheriffmuir |
Regional Influence: Dealmaker |
The Bluebell Woods Kingdom of Bridge of Allan5 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King N Salerno with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 21.891 billion Bridge of Allanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Defense, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kenilworth Road. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Bridge of Allanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,370 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 199,631 Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.
Charity fundraisers often resemble minstrel shows, when their backs are against the walls Bridge of Allanians look out for gay men, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, and politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional. Crime is totally unknown. Bridge of Allan5's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.
Bridge of Allan5 is ranked 90,532nd in the world and 1st in Sheriffmuir for Most Stationary, with 500.4989157916 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Bridge of Allan5, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional.
- : Following new legislation in Bridge of Allan5, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic.
- : Following new legislation in Bridge of Allan5, when their backs are against the walls Bridge of Allanians look out for gay men.
- : Following new legislation in Bridge of Allan5, charity fundraisers often resemble minstrel shows.
- : Following new legislation in Bridge of Allan5, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
- : Following new legislation in Bridge of Allan5, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows.
- : Following new legislation in Bridge of Allan5, King N Salerno's webseries about the alleged hauntings of Kenilworth Road generates millions of views.
- : Bridge of Allan5 renamed the office held by The Automobile Club of Motor Racing from "3rd Vice-Delegate" to "3rd Vice-Governor" in Sheriffmuir.
- : Bridge of Allan5 renamed the office held by The Kingdom of Bathgate0 from "2nd Vice-Delegate" to "2nd Vice-Governor" in Sheriffmuir.
- : Bridge of Allan5 renamed the office held by The Beautiful Kingdom of Zaibatsu0 from "Vice-Delegate" to "Vice-Governor" in Sheriffmuir.