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The United States of Brenner Islandia

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The United States of Brenner Islandia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 12.469 billion Brenner Islandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Brenner Islandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,298 trillion Matts a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 424,912 Matts, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,772,969 per year while the poor average 66,473, a ratio of 26.7 to 1.

People say that smog must be good for you because of its healthy green colour, citizens have to identify all the polar bears in a blizzard photo in order to access their bank account, genetic researchers have been expelled, and doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Brenner Islandia's national animal is the Jeff, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Brenner Islandia is ranked 44^th in the world and 1^st in West Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 2,372.65 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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