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The United States of Brenner Islandia

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Category: Anarchy
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Location: West Pacific

Regional Influence: Enforcer


The United States of Brenner Islandia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 12.469 billion Brenner Islandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Brenner Islandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,298 trillion Matts a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 424,912 Matts, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,772,969 per year while the poor average 66,473, a ratio of 26.7 to 1.

People say that smog must be good for you because of its healthy green colour, citizens have to identify all the polar bears in a blizzard photo in order to access their bank account, genetic researchers have been expelled, and doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Brenner Islandia's national animal is the Jeff, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Brenner Islandia is ranked 44th in the world and 1st in West Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 2,372.65 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Rudest Citizens: 19thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20thMost Armed: 26thHighest Crime Rates: 27thLargest Retail Industry: 31stFattest Citizens: 37thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 38thLargest Gambling Industry: 39thMost Avoided: 44thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 120thMost Ignorant Citizens: 122ndMost Rebellious Youth: 198thHighest Disposable Incomes: 218thMost Corrupt Governments: 310thLargest Mining Sector: 365thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 371stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 548thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 758thHighest Average Incomes: 760thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,044thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,388thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,486thHighest Economic Output: 2,343rdTop
Most Devout: 2,950thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,565thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,001stMost Efficient Economies: 5,107thNudest: 7,714thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,266thMost Stationary: 11,872ndTop
Most Influential: 14,772ndLargest Black Market: 16,762ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,983rdMost Patriotic: 20,687thLargest Populations: 26,410thHighest Poor Incomes: 26,605thLargest Agricultural Sector: 27,382nd
Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the region

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