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The JEDI of BrawnGP

“God save the Jedi”

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The JEDI of BrawnGP is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Shane Burney with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.432 billion Younglins are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Endor. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient BrawnGPian economy, worth a remarkable 4,389 trillion Jenson Buttons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 160,020 Jenson Buttons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of Shane Burney's most personal functions, and the children of BrawnGP are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BrawnGP's national animal is the Jedi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

BrawnGP is ranked 5,452^nd in the world and 1^st in Wyndia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 114.38 law-abiding acts per hour.

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