Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Regional Influence: Duckspeaker
Location: Commonwealth of Sovereign States
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Minutes of the May 2024 Conference of the Supreme Assembly of the Democratic Republic of Bourgeoiss
Minutes of the May 2024 Conference of the Supreme Assembly of the Democratic Republic of BourgeoissMay 15, 2024
Venue: As the State Hall is being borrowed to host the birthday celebration of the father of the Great Leader, the conference will take place at the office of Ministry of issues beyond its jurisdiction and not yet addressed by other ministries.
Present: 27/50 (54%) including Speaker, one removed during the conference.
BEFORE THE MEETING
Opening and voting for the chair before starting:
The Speaker of the Supreme Assembly: "Ladies and gentlemen, it is now exactly 7:30 a.m. on May 15, 2024, the number of randomly selected members for the Supreme Assembly for the May 2024 term present is 27/50, accounting for 54% of which I am present, the randomly selected person out of 50 to be the Speaker of the Supreme Assembly. The 23 members who are not present will be dealt with according to the law later. I hereby declare the May 2024 Conference of the Supreme Assembly of the Democratic Republic of Bourgeoiss open. The meeting is being recorded"
The Speaker of the Supreme Assembly: "According to custom, the members present at the conference elect the chairman of the conference. Usually, the chair is the Speaker of the Supreme Assembly, although members can nominate themselves for the chairmanship. If no one nominates for the chairmanship, the voting ends and, according to precedent, the Speaker of the Supreme Assembly acts as chair."
[No one nominated themselves]
The Speaker of the Supreme Assembly: "Therefore, no one has applied for the role of chair. I, the Speaker of the Supreme Assembly, hereby assume the role of chair and shall begin work."
IN THE MEETING
Popularize work content:
The Speaker of the Supreme Assembly: "Dear delegates, according to the precedent and proposal of the Revolutionary Command Council, the contents of work in this conference include the following:
1. Give opinions and vote on the drafts of the Revolutionary Command Council, which include:
a. Amending the primary education system, popularizing the contents of the Will of the Great Leader to primary school students. Specific implementation methods will be developed by the Cabinet later. b.
Reducing the normal television hours from 7:00 p.m. to 9:00 p.m. every day to 1 hour from 7:00 p.m. to 8:00 p.m. every day on the only television channel in our country.
c. Imposing price ceilings on rice (2 MPC/1g), wheat (1.5 MPC/1g), and cereals (2.3 MPC/1g).
d. Increasing the average salary for all manual workers in the Industrial sector by 5% compared to the current salary level.
2. To give opinions and vote on matters relating to the Cabinet:
a. To give opinions on the leadership of the Premier, Deputy Grand Maester John Edward and to vote on confidence.
b. To give opinions on the leadership of the 10 ministers, to vote on whether a vote of confidence is required for any of the 10.
3. To give opinions and vote on judicial matters:
a. To give opinions on the leadership of the Judge of all Case Laws, Grand Maester General Arthur Frederick, and to vote on confidence.
b. To give opinions on the two subordinate Judges who have been approved by the Revolutionary Command Council, to vote on whether a vote of confidence is necessary for any of them.
4. Vote on whether another session is needed for the Supreme Assembly term of May 2024."
Comment and voting section and the above contents:
1. Give opinions and vote on the drafts of the Revolutionary Command Council, which include:
a. Amending the primary education system, popularizing the contents of the Will of the Great Leader to primary school students. Specific implementation methods will be developed by the Cabinet later.
-Opinion: No
-Vote:
For: 27/27
Against: 0/27
No Vote: 0/27
b. Reduce the normal TV hours from 7pm to 9pm every day to 1 hour from 7pm to 8pm every day on the only TV channel in our country.
-Opinion: No
-Vote:
For: 27/27
Against: 0/27
No Vote: 0/27
c. Imposing price ceilings on rice (2 MPC/1g), wheat (1.5 MPC/1g), and cereals (2.3 MPC/1g).
-Opinion: No
-Vote:
For: 27/27
Against: 0/27
No Vote: 0/27
d. Increase the average salary for all manual workers in the Industrial sector by 5% compared to the current salary level.
-Opinion: No
-Vote:
For: 27/27
Against: 0/27
No Vote: 0/27
2. To give opinions and vote on matters relating to the cabinet:
a. To give opinions on the leadership of the Premier of the Cabinet, Deputy Grand Maester John Edward and to vote for confidence.
-Opinion: 1
Member Albert Johnson: "I would like to represent you here to have the following opinion, respected Premier of the Cabinet, Deputy Grand Maester John Edward, I just wanted to take a moment to express my admiration for his exceptional leadership skills, despite he is in his 90s. His strategic thinking and innovative approach have taken our State to new heights. We're lucky to have him at the helm, guiding us towards a brighter future. His leadership is truly making a difference. Thank you for his tireless efforts."
-Vote:
For 27/27
Against: 0/27
No Vote: 0/27
b. Give opinions on the leadership of 10 ministers, vote on whether to hold a vote of confidence in any of those 10.
-Opinion: No
-Vote: Is it necessary to have a vote of confidence for any of the 10 people?
Yes 0/27
No: 27/27
No Vote: 0/27
3. Opinion and vote on judicial matters:
a. Opinion on the leadership of the Judge of all Case Laws, Grand Maester General Arthur Frederick and vote of confidence.
-Opinion: 2 (1 during the vote)
Member Albert Johnson: "I would like to once again represent you here to have the following opinion, Grand Maester General Arthur Frederick, the Judge of all Case Laws, his leadership has been a game-changer for our State. His expertise and insight have helped us navigate challenging times and achieve remarkable success. We're thankful for his guidance and support, which have empowered us to take ownership and drive results. His leadership is a shining example of excellence, and we're honored to live under his direction."
Member Joseph Anderson (during the vote): "Sorry I pressed the wrong button."
-Vote:
For: 26/27
Against: 1/27 (pressed the wrong button)
No Vote: 0/27
[Joseph Anderson was removed as member for irresponsible]
b. Give opinions on the two lower-level judges who have been approved by the Revolutionary Command Council, and vote on whether or not a vote of confidence is needed for any of those two judges.
-Opinion: No
-Vote: Is it necessary to have a vote of confidence for any of the two candidates? Yes: 0/26
No: 26/26
No Vote: 0/26
4. Vote on whether another session is needed for the Supreme Assembly term of May 2024."
-Vote:
Yes: 0/26
No: 26/26
No Vote: 0/26
END OF MEETING
The Speaker of the Supreme Assembly said: So, after only 30 minutes of intense work, we have completed all our tasks, and since we have voted that there will be no more sessions, this will be the only session of the May 2024 term conference of the Supreme Assembly of the Democratic Republic of Bourgeoiss, and I hereby declare the Conference closed!
APPENDIX
Here are some concerning informal conversation between members that the undercover police secretly recorded before and after the conference. These are mostly mumbles to oneself or whispered between two people:
-"Make it quick so we can get back to work"
-"God damn it that they picked me, I had to sit on a bus for 9 hours just to get to the capital."
-"Wow, 23 people not attend, this must be a record"
"Or maybe they are just high level cadre who get picked and do not bother to attend, and i am sure, nothing will happen to them"
"Or that just what those secret 'dogs' do to test us"
-"Everyone just pick the same 'positive' in all vote and make it quick"
-"Yeah, we don't get pay for this, and our boss will cut our saleries today"
-"No matter what we do nothing will change"
-"Who is that Joseph guy, he surely gonna die"
"Don't think so, remember undercover police are everywhere, maybe that just a test, maybe our conversation are being recored right now, just hope not"
-"30 minute, that great, though I think we can make it faster"
-"The Speaker speak to slow, maybe I should have become the Chair of the meeting, I will speak 10 times faster than him"