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The Team of Bortalandet

“Det spelar ingen roll”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: United Provinces of Nerike

Regional Influence: Hermit


The Team of Bortalandet is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Nelg Nillyg with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, prohibition of alcohol, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.595 billion Bortas have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Orbero. The average income tax rate is 48.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Borta economy, worth 379 trillion Flingas a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,643 Flingas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Hockey players who drop their gloves discard them on abandoned baseball mitts, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail, and being impolite in public is punishable by heavy fines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bortalandet's national animal is the Polar Hedgehog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Bortalandet is ranked 4,686th in the world and 1st in United Provinces of Nerike for Least Corrupt Governments, with 95.18 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Best Weather: 1,736thTop
Most Pacifist: 2,464thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,506thNicest Citizens: 2,646thHealthiest Citizens: 3,307thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,533rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,686thMost Inclusive: 4,966thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,001stSafest: 5,072ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,101stLongest Average Lifespans: 5,111thMost Secular: 5,424thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,612thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,132ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,153rdLowest Crime Rates: 9,490thTop
Smartest Citizens: 11,513thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,600thMost Developed: 14,881stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,480thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,875thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,190thMost Average: 20,847th

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