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The Team of Bortalandet

“Det spelar ingen roll”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Location: Northern Utopia

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Team of Bortalandet is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Nibla Nossnahoj with an even hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.22 billion Bortas have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Orbero. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Borta economy, worth a remarkable 1,053 trillion Flingas a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,218 Flingas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nose plugs are the latest Borta fashion accessory, the government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned, tourists outnumber citizens two to one, and the nation is noticeably more cheerful on Tuesdays. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bortalandet's national animal is the Polar Hedgehog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bortalandet is ranked 274,812th in the world and 75th in Northern Utopia for Fattest Citizens, with 3.19 Obesity Rate.

Most Secular: 1,154thBest Weather: 1,176thMost Pacifist: 1,874thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,089thNicest Citizens: 2,270thHealthiest Citizens: 2,327thTop
Safest: 2,973rdLongest Average Lifespans: 3,080thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,178thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,237thMost Inclusive: 3,420thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,195thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,920thMost Developed: 5,347thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,431stLowest Crime Rates: 5,585thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,763rdHighest Food Quality: 6,058thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,285thSmartest Citizens: 7,378thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,791stMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,963rdMost Advanced Public Education: 8,890thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,255thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,134thLargest Governments: 16,093rdMost Efficient Economies: 16,417thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,447thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,274thHighest Economic Output: 20,610thHighest Average Incomes: 22,818thMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,053rdMost Subsidized Industry: 27,489th
Most Secular: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 1 » New Union Empire.