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The Beautiful Beetdom of Borschtslatvia

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The Beautiful Beetdom of Borschtslatvia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Ivan Oboihavagottanich with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 5.072 billion Borschtslatvians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kormania. The average income tax rate is 80.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Borschtslatvian economy, worth 769 trillion bealtniks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 151,656 bealtniks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Borschtslatvia, Borschtslatvians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, glamping Borschtslatvians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, and every week is blindness awareness week. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Borschtslatvia's national animal is the white tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Beetism.

Borschtslatvia is ranked 168,693^rd in the world and 8,629^th in Lazarus for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 1,778.83 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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