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The Cheftocratic Empire of Borkistan

“One nation, wearing funny hats”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: Axis of Absurdity

Regional Influence: Dominator


The Cheftocratic Empire of Borkistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Grand Vizier Sven Borkus with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 42.63 billion Borkistanis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare, Social Policy, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Svenopolis. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Borkistani economy, worth an astonishing 12,511 trillion Yurdi Gurdi Kroners a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 293,495 Yurdi Gurdi Kroners, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Two inland cities have unveiled their new desalination plants, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers, and new homeowners go furniture hunting with crowbars. Crime is totally unknown. Borkistan's national animal is the Boneless Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Swedish Chefism.

Borkistan is ranked 497th in the world and 1st in Axis of Absurdity for Smartest Citizens, with 289.03 quips per hour.

Most Stationary: 4thLargest Populations: 21stHighest Economic Output: 367thMost Cheerful Citizens: 417thMost Developed: 428thHealthiest Citizens: 434thLongest Average Lifespans: 474thSmartest Citizens: 497thMost Cultured: 502ndMost Advanced Public Education: 571stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 801stMost Influential: 881stHighest Poor Incomes: 906thHighest Food Quality: 960thLargest Governments: 1,314thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,467thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,589thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,726thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,013thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,034thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,078thLowest Crime Rates: 2,144thBest Weather: 2,156thMost Efficient Economies: 2,200thHighest Average Incomes: 2,468thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,521stTop
Most Inclusive: 2,945thSafest: 3,169thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,199thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,258thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,196thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,919thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,196thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,371stLargest Mining Sector: 7,617thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,814thNudest: 11,078thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,408thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,167thMost Patriotic: 19,484thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,611thLargest Agricultural Sector: 19,711thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,644thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,060thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 23,789thMost Income Equality: 25,048th

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Endorsements Received: 2 » Neurotic Pandas and Nobnob.