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The Ancient Power of Boris Cult

“The loss of language is the loss of world”

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The Ancient Power of Boris Cult is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Skye Angel with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, compulsory military service, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.285 billion Tian are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beijing. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Tian economy, worth a remarkable 1,700 trillion Celestials a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 396,750 Celestials, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The credibility of anti-government demagogues is undermined by government claims that they smell like poo, international trade can be a pain to deal with, the recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself, and hazmat suits are a common Tian garb. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boris Cult's national animal is the Flowerhorns, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Legalism.

Boris Cult is ranked 767^th in the world and 7^th in Institute of Cellulose for Most Patriotic, with 97.66 flags saluted per person per day.

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