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The Ancient Power of Boris Cult

“The loss of language is the loss of world”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: Institute of Cellulose

Regional Influence: Contender


The Ancient Power of Boris Cult is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Skye Angel with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, compulsory military service, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.285 billion Tian are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beijing. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Tian economy, worth a remarkable 1,700 trillion Celestials a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 396,750 Celestials, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The credibility of anti-government demagogues is undermined by government claims that they smell like poo, international trade can be a pain to deal with, the recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself, and hazmat suits are a common Tian garb. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boris Cult's national animal is the Flowerhorns, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Legalism.

Boris Cult is ranked 767th in the world and 7th in Institute of Cellulose for Most Patriotic, with 97.66 flags saluted per person per day.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 359thHighest Poor Incomes: 396thMost Valuable International Artwork: 433rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 537thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 639thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 677thMost Secular: 719thLargest Information Technology Sector: 720thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 764thMost Patriotic: 767thMost Scientifically Advanced: 922ndHighest Average Incomes: 974thMost Armed: 1,364thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,438thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,488thLargest Black Market: 1,782ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,976thMost Developed: 2,285thLowest Crime Rates: 2,387thLargest Governments: 2,549thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,697thTop
Smartest Citizens: 3,054thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,550thMost Efficient Economies: 3,667thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,025thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,077thLargest Retail Industry: 5,936thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,156thMost Influential: 6,179thHealthiest Citizens: 7,054thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,209thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,648thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,683rdHighest Economic Output: 11,526thMost Authoritarian: 11,879thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,399thMost Conservative: 12,968thLargest Mining Sector: 13,466thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,033rdLargest Publishing Industry: 15,342ndMost Inclusive: 16,817thHighest Food Quality: 21,011th
Highest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Conservative: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionMost Patriotic: 7th in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Extreme: 13th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the region

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