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The Free Land of Bootstrap Bill

“No One Leaves this Ship”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
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Unheard Of
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Free Land of Bootstrap Bill is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 683 million Bootstrap Billians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 34.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Bootstrap Billian economy, worth 35.3 trillion Pieces of Eight a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 51,665 Pieces of Eight, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out, the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness', and formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bootstrap Bill's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Bootstrap Bill is ranked 77,911th in the world and 3,262nd in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,761.29 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,045thTop
Most Influential: 3,305thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 18,638thMost Devout: 20,656thMost Conservative: 23,255th
Most Devout: 647th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 676th in the regionMost Influential: 840th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 905th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,009th in the regionMost Conservative: 1,064th in the region

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