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The Republic of Bondgalm

“Als deze in je poepenhol zou gaan, zou je dan nog leven”

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Location: 10000 Islands

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Republic of Bondgalm is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Zippy von Kwakkenberg with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, rampant corporate plagiarism, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic population of 959 million Bondgalmians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hamme City. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Bondgalmian economy, worth 93.3 trillion bierbonnekes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,329 bierbonnekes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Some electoral districts are without a representative as they are stuck with perpetual revotes, the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese, out-of-work actors say they can't complain, and government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bondgalm's national animal is the Giraf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bondgalm is ranked 13,737th in the world and 241st in 10000 Islands for Healthiest Citizens, with 12.67 bananas ingested per day.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,100thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,581stMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,130thMost Influential: 5,357thSafest: 7,987thMost Pacifist: 8,366thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,302ndBest Weather: 10,529thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,357thNicest Citizens: 12,925thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 13,737thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,049thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,052ndLongest Average Lifespans: 15,221stMost Inclusive: 15,809thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,892ndHighest Food Quality: 17,516thLowest Crime Rates: 18,592ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,675thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,862ndMost Advanced Public Education: 19,379thMost Secular: 20,314thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,442ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,083rdSmartest Citizens: 22,199thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,454thMost Cultured: 25,106th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 13th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 87th in the regionSafest: 150th in the region

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