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The United Economic Republic of Boloshniya

“Land of decree, home of the slave”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The United Economic Republic of Boloshniya is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Adolf Stalin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.068 billion Boloshniyans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Armyantinov. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Boloshniyan economy, worth an astonishing 10,300 trillion brubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 446,514 brubles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,098,737 per year while the poor average 22,510, a ratio of 137 to 1.

Citizens are prohibited from raising their voice above thirty decibels in commercial districts, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods, doctors will keep brain-dead coma patients ventilated for years in order to avoid accusations of allowing people to die, and phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Boloshniya's national animal is the army ant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Almighty Bruble.

Boloshniya is ranked 465th in the world and 11th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Economic Output, with 10,300 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 38thLargest Insurance Industry: 42ndMost Corrupt Governments: 55thMost Avoided: 72ndLargest Mining Sector: 84thMost Primitive: 91stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 101stMost Ignorant Citizens: 102ndLargest Retail Industry: 139thHighest Disposable Incomes: 165thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 183rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 296thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 304thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 451stHighest Economic Output: 465thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 492ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 496thHighest Average Incomes: 513thFattest Citizens: 612thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,099thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,118thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,304thRudest Citizens: 1,344thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,496thTop
Largest Governments: 2,783rdLowest Crime Rates: 3,039thMost Efficient Economies: 3,523rdMost Devout: 4,662ndLargest Populations: 5,323rdLargest Black Market: 5,357thNudest: 7,270thMost Conservative: 9,842ndTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,180thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,637thMost Stationary: 17,285thMost Influential: 18,613th
Largest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Primitive: 6th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 19th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27th in the regionFattest Citizens: 29th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 33rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 38th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 42nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 48th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 53rd in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 78th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 80th in the regionLargest Populations: 86th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 107th in the regionMost Devout: 174th in the regionMost Stationary: 197th in the regionMost Conservative: 305th in the regionNudest: 309th in the regionMost Influential: 318th in the regionLargest Black Market: 369th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 436th in the regionMost Extreme: 679th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 734th in the region

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