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The Pirate Empire of Bollesveis

“Ahoy, Me Hearties!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: Salatia

Regional Influence: Power


The Pirate Empire of Bollesveis is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Anne O'Malley with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 989 million Bolerians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bois. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Bollesveisian economy, worth 69.2 trillion kunas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 69,945 kunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has an international reputation for compassion, the study of medicine is popular throughout Bollesveis, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, and mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bollesveis's national animal is the pirata kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bollesveis is ranked 172,264th in the world and 7th in Salatia for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -1.4 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,329thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,560thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,663rdMost Pacifist: 10,651stTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,221stLongest Average Lifespans: 16,321stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,526thBest Weather: 18,632ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,686thSafest: 18,698thHealthiest Citizens: 19,082ndMost Inclusive: 19,500thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,201stMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,952ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,967thNicest Citizens: 22,025thMost Compassionate Citizens: 23,578th
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 2 » Alfoy and Ugressland.