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The War-Torn Brasilistani Lands of Boldonian Puppet

“Nothing left to lose”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Puppets of Boldonia 2

Regional Influence: Ambassador

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The War-Torn Brasilistani Lands of Boldonian Puppet is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by High General Andreas Weston with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.159 billion Brasilistanis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Volgograd. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.2%.

The thriving Brasilistani economy, worth 368 trillion Brasilistani rubles a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 88,570 Brasilistani rubles, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 538,672 per year while the poor average 6,462, a ratio of 83.3 to 1.

Military training in Boldonian Puppet emphasizes the tactical advantages of stabbing backs, High General Andreas Weston has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences, boot polish is the favourite lip gloss of entry-level corporate workers, and High General Andreas Weston is the self-declared God of all Boldonian Puppet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Boldonian Puppet's national animal is the unexploded ordinance, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Brasilistani Armed Forces.

Boldonian Puppet is ranked 226,619th in the world and 9th in Puppets of Boldonia 2 for Fattest Citizens, with 8.81 Obesity Rate.

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Most Primitive: 805thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,057thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,130thMost Avoided: 3,973rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,898thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,537thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,827thMost Secular: 8,581stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,286thMost Conservative: 10,868thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,662ndMost Corrupt Governments: 13,071stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,608thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,092ndMost Patriotic: 22,121stLargest Black Market: 22,925thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,372ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 26,028th
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Most Conservative: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the region

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