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The Kingdom of Boerengat

“Rustig mannekes!”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: Vlaanderen

Regional Influence: Squire


The Kingdom of Boerengat is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kitty with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, infamous sell-swords, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.442 billion Boerengatians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Antwaarpen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Boerengatian economy, worth a remarkable 4,631 trillion Franks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 216,008 Franks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,886,548 per year while the poor average 3,797, a ratio of 496 to 1.

Travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, and foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Boerengatian bee. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Boerengat's national animal is the Leeuw, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Snowballing.

Boerengat is ranked 160,971st in the world and 107th in Vlaanderen for Most Stationary, with 45.33967237148 days.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 207thMost Primitive: 361stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 407thMost Avoided: 532ndMost Devout: 534thFattest Citizens: 559thLargest Insurance Industry: 605thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 617thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 621stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 750thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 890thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 923rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 949thLargest Mining Sector: 1,000thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,254thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,373rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,467thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,106thTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,901stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,260thLargest Retail Industry: 3,411thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,563rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,600thHighest Average Incomes: 6,001stLargest Black Market: 6,494thMost Efficient Economies: 7,646thLargest Populations: 8,344thMost Conservative: 12,808thMost Armed: 12,950thTop
Most Patriotic: 13,677thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,388thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,569thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,827thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,608thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,712thMost Influential: 19,257thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,318thLargest Governments: 23,293rd
Highest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Extreme: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the region

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