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The Hash-Slinging Slasher of Bobberino

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Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow

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The Hash-Slinging Slasher of Bobberino is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Big Bob with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, complete lack of prisons, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.353 billion Bobberinoans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minas Tirith. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The frighteningly efficient annoying economy, worth 374 trillion memes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 159,053 memes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 717,348 per year while the poor average 21,717, a ratio of 33.0 to 1.

Citizens often pray for divine guidance in supermarkets, cities are engulfed by smog, the clergy of Roman Catholicism remains a single-sex institution, and friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bobberino's national animal is the Ping, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Bobberino is ranked 38,709th in the world and 1,953rd in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 40.84 Quips Per Hour.

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Largest Retail Industry: 1,146thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,712thMost Avoided: 3,227thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,296thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,563rdFattest Citizens: 4,028thMost Influential: 5,990thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,312thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,499thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,521stLargest Mining Sector: 7,221stMost Corrupt Governments: 8,305thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,782ndTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 9,950thMost Efficient Economies: 10,188thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,294thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,379thHighest Average Incomes: 11,034thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,507thMost Devout: 13,641stLargest Insurance Industry: 14,346thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,695thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 15,544thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,222ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,587thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,933rd
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Largest Retail Industry: 53rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 90th in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 103rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 110th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 112th in the regionFattest Citizens: 118th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 240th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 249th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 252nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 282nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 298th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 358th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 392nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 403rd in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 488th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 511th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 546th in the regionLargest Black Market: 569th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 598th in the regionMost Devout: 627th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 679th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 735th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 759th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 772nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 773rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 826th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 839th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 894th in the region

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