The Lucky Directionless Egger of Bobberino
“LET'S GO BLUES”
|Category: Compulsory Consumerist State|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Minnow
The Lucky Directionless Egger of Bobberino is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by LET'S GO BLUES with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, public floggings, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.829 billion LET'S GO BLUES are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LET'S GO BLUES. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.
The frighteningly efficient LET'S GO BLUES economy, worth 780 trillion LET'S GO BLUESES a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 161,706 LET'S GO BLUESES, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 691,995 per year while the poor average 24,224, a ratio of 28.6 to 1.
Newspapers are running a front-page picture of LET'S GO BLUES holding a crowbar and standing over a bloodied stockbroker, police protocol is to arrest anyone who looks a bit foreign, nobody is allowed to mention what religion terrorists follow, and pet rocks are sold by the pound. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bobberino's national animal is the LET'S GO BLUES, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is LET'S GO BLUES.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Bobberino was endorsed by The Cosmic Contiguity of Interdimensional Zone.
- : Bobberino was endorsed by The Goddess of Death of Sundred.
- : Bobberino was endorsed by The Man With Red Right Hand of Notyoutopia.
- : Bobberino was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Schnuftelland.
- : Bobberino was endorsed by The Salty Dogs of Great Bights Mum.
- : Bobberino was endorsed by The Federation of Ethnon.
- : Bobberino was endorsed by The Red Queendom of Jasminlandia.
- : Bobberino was endorsed by The Dominion of The Calabash Protectorate.
- : Bobberino was endorsed by The North Pacific is Fijitastic of El Fiji Grande.
- : Bobberino was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Ihese.
Endorsements Received: 33 » Pazair, The Pantheons, Shibutani, Territorio di Nessuno, Libertania Democratica, Gin Tonic, Hamerica, New Lakemba, Zzozona, Arichia, Highton Islands, Noahs Second Country, Yaorozu, Guer Aike, Simone Republic, Daiz, Empy, Newpromisedland, The Tampa Bay Rays, Frances Francis the First of France, Fauzjhia, The Rhein States, Kenaniahistan, Ihese, El Fiji Grande, The Calabash Protectorate, Jasminlandia, Ethnon, Great Bights Mum, Schnuftelland, Notyoutopia, Sundred, and Interdimensional Zone.