The Hash-Slinging Slasher of Bobberino
“A pissed admin a day keeps the server okay”
|Category: Compulsory Consumerist State|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Minnow
The Hash-Slinging Slasher of Bobberino is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Spammer in Chief with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, otherworldly petting zoo, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.972 billion Spammers are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minas Tirith. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.
The frighteningly efficient annoying economy, worth 312 trillion memes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 158,588 memes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 715,251 per year while the poor average 21,653, a ratio of 33.0 to 1.
People who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, citizens often pray for divine guidance in supermarkets, cities are engulfed by smog, and the clergy of Roman Catholicism remains a single-sex institution. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bobberino's national animal is the Ping, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Bobberino was endorsed by The Ecclesiocracy of Holy Oranz.
- : Bobberino was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Federation Terra Australis.
- : Bobberino was endorsed by The Free Land of Newpromisedland.
- : Bobberino endorsed The Constitutional Monarchy of Kranostav.
- : Bobberino endorsed The Revolution of Omnistria.
- : Bobberino was endorsed by The Best SC Member of Frances Francis the First of France.
- : Bobberino was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Sinelona.
- : Bobberino was endorsed by The Technocratic Republic of Kasazzastan.
- : Bobberino was endorsed by The Kingdom of Malta Comino Gozo.
- : Bobberino was endorsed by The Republic of Selfgradatude.
Endorsements Received: 45 » Renzic, Alunya, El Fiji Grande, Shin-Hachioji, Joodey, The Rhein States, Territorio di Nessuno, Omnistria, Democritus, Aerilia, Shadowrik, Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, Bridgett, Maovale, The Black Cathedral, Kwaj, Papika, IsiMUd, Bayern-Straubing, Napnomadia, Shibutani, Tappan Hills, Ostrinios, Notyoutopia, Koda-Land, Ethnon, Corfad, Torakuen, Dinoium, Sil Dorsett, Sheldanada, Acrabinnia, Abject Ludicrosity, Pasargad, Ozstan, Uganda Knuckles UK, Selfgradatude, Malta Comino Gozo, Kasazzastan, Sinelona, Frances Francis the First of France, Newpromisedland, Federation Terra Australis, and Holy Oranz.