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The Hash-Slinging Slasher of Bobberino

“A pissed admin a day keeps the server okay”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Hash-Slinging Slasher of Bobberino is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Spammer in Chief with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, otherworldly petting zoo, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.972 billion Spammers are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minas Tirith. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The frighteningly efficient annoying economy, worth 312 trillion memes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 158,588 memes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 715,251 per year while the poor average 21,653, a ratio of 33.0 to 1.

People who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, citizens often pray for divine guidance in supermarkets, cities are engulfed by smog, and the clergy of Roman Catholicism remains a single-sex institution. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bobberino's national animal is the Ping, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Bobberino is ranked 44,215th in the world and 2,257th in The North Pacific for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 74.35 Workforce Participation Rate.

Largest Retail Industry: 1,115thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,769thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,227thMost Avoided: 3,252ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,338thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,577thFattest Citizens: 4,023rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,162ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,294thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,464thMost Influential: 6,846thLargest Mining Sector: 6,855thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,067thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,519thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 9,541stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,144thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,165thMost Efficient Economies: 10,339thHighest Average Incomes: 10,889thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,341stMost Devout: 12,949thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 13,219thLargest Insurance Industry: 13,984thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,815thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,686thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,365thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,106th
Largest Retail Industry: 56th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 102nd in the regionMost Avoided: 106th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 115th in the regionFattest Citizens: 119th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 124th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 238th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 239th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 244th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 260th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 299th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 300th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 356th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 360th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 530th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 531st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 536th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 579th in the regionMost Devout: 609th in the regionLargest Black Market: 612th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 652nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 686th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 692nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 720th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 766th in the regionRudest Citizens: 790th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 793rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 870th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 45 » Renzic, Alunya, El Fiji Grande, Shin-Hachioji, Joodey, The Rhein States, Territorio di Nessuno, Omnistria, Democritus, Aerilia, Shadowrik, Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, Bridgett, Maovale, The Black Cathedral, Kwaj, Papika, IsiMUd, Bayern-Straubing, Napnomadia, Shibutani, Tappan Hills, Ostrinios, Notyoutopia, Koda-Land, Ethnon, Corfad, Torakuen, Dinoium, Sil Dorsett, Sheldanada, Acrabinnia, Abject Ludicrosity, Pasargad, Ozstan, Uganda Knuckles UK, Selfgradatude, Malta Comino Gozo, Kasazzastan, Sinelona, Frances Francis the First of France, Newpromisedland, Federation Terra Australis, and Holy Oranz.