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The 😈 Fenda 😈 of Boa Constrictor

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Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: Prima Victoria

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The 😈 Fenda 😈 of Boa Constrictor is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The democratic population of 1.278 billion Boas are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 56.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Constrictorian economy, worth 31.0 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 24,230 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, internet sites are legally unable to stop their users from posting pornography, and wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boa Constrictor's national animal is the python, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Boa Constrictor is ranked 168,428th in the world and 47th in Prima Victoria for Highest Economic Output, with 31.0 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Highest Drug Use: 16,388thLeast Corrupt Governments: 17,118thMost Income Equality: 24,029th
Highest Drug Use: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Income Equality: 6th in the regionMost Politically Free: 7th in the regionMost Extreme: 7th in the region

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