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The Kingdom of Blue Labour

“Ed Balls”

Category: Authoritarian Democracy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: Communist Cartel

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Kingdom of Blue Labour is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Lisa Milibandy with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.333 billion Guild Socialists are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keighley Starmer. The average income tax rate is 73.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Blue economy, worth 42.7 trillion Milli-Bands a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,053 Milli-Bands, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government insists that a ghost voted ten million times in the last election, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, remote-control hang-gliding scarecrows patrol the skies to keep songbirds from leaving the nation's borders, and whatever YouGov says has been named as Blue Labour's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blue Labour's national animal is the Frank Field Mouse and its national religion is whatever YouGov says.

Blue Labour is ranked 181,567th in the world and 17th in Communist Cartel for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.07 percentage of bribes refused.

Most Primitive: 4,519thMost Conservative: 6,924thSafest: 9,640thTop
Most Authoritarian: 15,932ndMost Pacifist: 21,096thMost Devout: 22,253rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 24,608thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25,797th

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