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The It of Blazing Samaritan

“You'll float, too”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire

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The It of Blazing Samaritan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Pennywise with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.484 billion Blazing Samaritanites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Derry. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Blazing Samaritanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,533 trillion Balloons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 226,001 Balloons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, men avoid even so much as looking at female colleagues, artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui, and people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blazing Samaritan's national animal is the Demonic clown, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Demonology.

Blazing Samaritan is ranked 143,989th in the world and 5,877th in The East Pacific for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -10.91 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 164thLargest Publishing Industry: 224thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 389thMost Devout: 490thMost Stationary: 523rdLargest Mining Sector: 766thMost Cultured: 783rdMost Corrupt Governments: 830thMost Beautiful Environments: 939thRudest Citizens: 1,083rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,183rdHighest Economic Output: 1,244thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,265thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,343rdTop
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Most Influential: 1,556thLargest Black Market: 1,700thMost Efficient Economies: 1,702ndSmartest Citizens: 2,052ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,066thMost Developed: 2,140thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,152ndLargest Populations: 3,299thNudest: 3,853rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,862ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,967thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,828thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,780thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 9,313thLowest Crime Rates: 10,409thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,711thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,369thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,446th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 11th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionMost Cultured: 19th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 20th in the regionLargest Populations: 22nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 24th in the regionRudest Citizens: 26th in the regionLargest Black Market: 27th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 27th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 40th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 55th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 55th in the regionMost Developed: 58th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 76th in the regionMost Influential: 79th in the regionNudest: 89th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 94th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 99th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 138th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 143rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 238th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 258th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 260th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 304th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 353rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 432nd in the regionLargest Governments: 447th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 624th in the region

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