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The United Socialist States of Blackbird

“Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung. [TPC]”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: The Proletariat Coalition

Regional Influence: Superpower


The United Socialist States of Blackbird is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, state-planned economy, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 38.556 billion Blackbirdians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blackbird City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Blackbirdian economy, worth a remarkable 7,212 trillion Proletarian Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an impressive 187,067 Proletarian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Blackbird's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Blackbird after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, and refugees from other nations are flocking to Blackbird's border. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blackbird's national animal is the snowshoe rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blackbird is ranked 23,249th in the world and 4th in The Proletariat Coalition for Nudest, with 217.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Highest Average Tax Rates: 8thLargest Governments: 9thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 34thLargest Populations: 67thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 75thSafest: 76thMost Beautiful Environments: 81stMost Pacifist: 91stLowest Crime Rates: 117thMost Advanced Public Transport: 150thBest Weather: 151stMost Cheerful Citizens: 184thLargest Welfare Programs: 200thNicest Citizens: 223rdMost Rebellious Youth: 261stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 261stMost Compassionate Citizens: 266thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 446thSmartest Citizens: 467thMost Influential: 548thLongest Average Lifespans: 595thHealthiest Citizens: 655thHighest Economic Output: 924thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,408thMost Inclusive: 1,472ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,851stTop
Most Cultured: 2,249thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,822ndMost Subsidized Industry: 3,394thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,665thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,188thMost Devout: 7,349thHighest Average Incomes: 7,554thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 17,332ndMost Income Equality: 18,108thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,583rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,599th

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